Yogscast Oneshots

Third time lucky, one might find themselves hoping as they glance at the third instalment in my series of pretty terrible oneshots.
Well, one can always dream.
Anyways, these short tales are limited to a maximum of 500 words, hence the lack of plot development.
I do take requests though. There are a number of ships I might not be able to write for, so the following is a list of ships I will accept:
Alsipsy, Hatsome, Honeyphos, Troffy, Tross, Trips, Smornby, Shatsome, and Sjips.
(If you have a ship that is not listed here, request it in the comments)
I hope to complete requests within a week of receiving them.
Enjoy!