TMI/TID HUMOUR
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Última publicación mar, jun 5, 2018
Yes it's finally here;
I make a non-book based thing about TMI/TID. About time, don't you think?
Enter this book if you've read them because if not you probably won't understand many references and fangirling moments.
This book consists of memes and quotes and other sorts of things related to TMI/TID and SOME OF THE THINGS DO NOT BELONG TO ME. I DO MAKE MOODBOARDS AND EDITS, AND I WILL STATE WHICH ONES ARE MINE :D
[COVER BY ME]
•lower case intended•
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