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Al-kisah nye,
Tersebut lah kisah~ ARGH!!!!
BNYK LAH KISAH KAU...!!! BACA JE LAH KALAU DH BOSAN TU AKU CELEPUK JUGAK KANG...!!!
*acah gengster* Gua chauw luh...
Rap mon : Maaf ye readers author mmg cm gitu...Terlebih saka dlm bdn tu... *Bow*
Jimin : Jadi readers~ Meh lah baca~ Ini lah ki--
JungKook : *celepuk kepala Jimin* Kau ingat ni cite toyol sekwn ke...??
Jhope : *derp face* MAREH GOYANG²...!!
BTS : *Goyang ontot seperti jebon yg tk de keja*
Cite ni berdasar kan video yg aku tngok kat youtube...
Credit by : Park Chim Chim the youtubers...
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