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PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS ADVISED IN CHAPTER ONE. IT'S ALL GOOD AFTER THAT:)

I'll cut to the chase. You're about to read a book about a young, eccentric author who decides to write a biography of someone. He doesn't know I'm here, so he's under the impression that his readers know less than I'll reveal. He's not very subtle about it though. In his mind, he's clever and witty and that merits him to write a ''biography with a twist''. It'd be more apt to call it an ''unconventional biography''. Between you and me, I'd rather call it a ''biography with an endearingly annoying narrator holding your hand through it''. In any case, you will only see this font twice. The next time will be after the book is finished.