Tales of a not-so ordinary Princess

Being a princess is like, well, having a fabulous life. Beautiful dresses, glamorous jewelries, nice shoes, ballroom invitations, etc etc.
Every girl's dream. Its not like I hate my life, its just that there's one thing I yearn. What is it called again? Lab? Loaf? Log? "Love" whispered the wind. Ah right, love. I have'nt experienced being in-love. Only friendship (lol). Next to love is, what? Margie? Mirage? Merry? "Marriage" whispered the wind, again. Marriage? Wut is marriage? "Marriage is when a man and woman reach the final stage of being in a relationship and becomes husband and wife. Just like your mother and father" the wind said. Oh really? I want to get married. Is it easy? "Nope" the wind said. Dang it. Oh welp. I want to get married. I want to experience the "dirty part" Van mentioned. I want to... love. That's all. Your thinking that I'm stupid, well a little. I'm innocent and carefree."Ya sure about that?' the wind said sarcastically. Hey wind, I appreciate the effort of explaining marriage for me but, I ask you to have a little faith and trust in me. The wind just chuckled. *Clears throat* Welp. This is my life story! Starting.. right now! Im really battered here. Author is sort of like a sadist D: Welp cant do anything about that. But don't worry! I'll get a happy ending... hopefully (o_o)u