I was having one of the worst breakdowns I've had in years. So I started writing down what I was thinking. All of a sudden I thought to myself, this would be really funny if a pizza guy showed up. So... this happened.
WARNING: CONTAINS WEIRD JOKES, OBSCENE LANGUAGE, AND *REFERENCES*
This is a story written by me and a friend in Middle School, and it makes absolutely no sense. It is stupid, really not okay, and badly written. On that note, enjoy at your own risk!