A Very Very Cliche Story ✓
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I have come across many cliche stories, some good and some cringe worthy. I like cliches but the idea is to not overdo them.
So here in this parody of teenage cliches I try my best to make you roll your eyes, raise eyebrows and laugh out loud. And don't forget sarcastic "Wow"s and "I did not see that coming".
A/N:This is a short cliche story with lots of cliches which I just wrote for fun. I do not mean to hurt sentiments of any author. This is purely for the purpose of entertainment.
Highest rank- #188 in Short Story as on 10/6/17
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The Aurelia⎪✓
"I call bullshit." Digging my finger into his broad chest, I met his intense stare without an ounce of fright, "I've been calling bullshit for the past two weeks, do you see me doing anything about it?" He pushed my hand away from his chest, sending shocks through my arm by his touch. "You're not worth trusting, none of us think you are." A searing sensation in my chest distracted me momentarily, "Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?" ******** The possibility of being the only living Aurelia left made life harsh, cold and unforgiving for Aspen Havoc. After being thrown out by her parents, she's forced to live the true and merciless life of the one most hated species on earth. Learning to be tough and defend herself was difficult when loneliness was her life, all alone with absolutely no one to turn to. Arrax Santora, the Alpha of The Dark Moon Pack, didn't expect the meeting between him and Aspen, and he definitely did not expect to feel an instant connection. Their journey leads them to hell and back. As secrets are revealed and truths uncovered, will they run for their life or attack the brewing storm together. [Completed - 29/01/20] Highest rankings: 1st place in #mature 1st place in #aurelia 1st place in #moon 1st place in #mate 1st place in #passion 1st place in #sexual 1st place in #rude 1st place in #rogue 1st place in #supernatural 1st place in #sarcasm 2nd place in #werewolf 2nd place in #werewolves 2nd place in #heated 2nd place in #beta 3rd place in #alphaKumpleto
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Cliche Cops ✓
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Alpha Klayton | ✔️
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Little Red and the Big, Bad, Wolf.
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What's Your Worth?
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Silence Will Kill
Years of planning and hiding. The boy who once feared many is now the one that many fear. He has destroyed clans and pack that stand in his way. He is still on the run from the man who destroyed his humanity. His father a vampire. His mother a mortal. And there is the little boy who was the offspring of both, vampire and mortal hybrid. With this said he was more human than monster like his father. But his father found jealousy in the humane way of his son. One night he changed his sons from mortal to immortal. His son woke with the urge to kill and his mother was in his room at the wrong moment in time. The boy ended up murdering his own flesh and blood as he stared at his crimson red hands. His father stood over him with a sadistic smile as he reached down and grabbed his son by the throat. He threw his son at the wall. He beat him to the point where the boy wanted death. His father unwillingly gave the boy a choice. The boy felt lost and hopeless. Then the day came on his sixteenth birthday and the boy fought back and ran. He ran. And ran. He never wanted to look back. He never wanted to be taken advantage of again. He never wanted to be silent. As he stopped in the center of the forest and was surrounded by massive werewolves he grinned. "Silence will kill."Kumpleto
The Bad Boy Next Door
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"I call bullshit." Digging my finger into his broad chest, I met his intense stare without an ounce of fright, "I've been calling bullshit for the past two weeks, do you see me doing anything about it?" He pushed my hand away from his chest, sending shocks through my arm by his touch. "You're not worth trusting, none of us think you are." A searing sensation in my chest distracted me momentarily, "Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?" ******** The possibility of being the only living Aurelia left made life harsh, cold and unforgiving for Aspen Havoc. After being thrown out by her parents, she's forced to live the true and merciless life of the one most hated species on earth. Learning to be tough and defend herself was difficult when loneliness was her life, all alone with absolutely no one to turn to. Arrax Santora, the Alpha of The Dark Moon Pack, didn't expect the meeting between him and Aspen, and he definitely did not expect to feel an instant connection. Their journey leads them to hell and back. As secrets are revealed and truths uncovered, will they run for their life or attack the brewing storm together. [Completed - 29/01/20] Highest rankings: 1st place in #mature 1st place in #aurelia 1st place in #moon 1st place in #mate 1st place in #passion 1st place in #sexual 1st place in #rude 1st place in #rogue 1st place in #supernatural 1st place in #sarcasm 2nd place in #werewolf 2nd place in #werewolves 2nd place in #heated 2nd place in #beta 3rd place in #alpha
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