Promise Me No Promises

"So I saw this app and..." tinakpan ko na ang bibig ng babaeng ito bago pa sya makapag tapos.

"Seriously? An app?" Medyo skeptic kong tanong sa kanya. "Di mo ba alam na app din ang gamit ko for hook-ups?" Then biglang nag notif yung phone ko, senyales na may nag match na someone nearby (if you know what I mean ;) ).

Napatingin si ako sa phone ko at dinampot then pinakita ko kay Jess. "See, woman? Baka kagaya lng nyan ito" sabay reply ako dun sa ka match ko sa app na ginagamit ko.

Kinuha ni Jess yung phone ko bago pa ako makapag reply dun sa ka match ko.

"No bitch! Di ganito na puro libog lng ang app na tinutukoy ko" sabi niya.

I crossed my arms.

"You see ang app na sinasabi ko ay 'The Bunny'." Pahayag nya saakin.

Tinaasan ko sya ng kilay.

"It's an app for cuddling someone." Pag lilinaw niya

"Cuddle!!! Cuddle!? Why would I cuddle a stranger? Kung pwede naman akong makipag sex sa kanya? Shunga ka ba?" Hysterical kong reply sa sinabi niya.

May saltik ata tong si Jess ehhh.

"Mas shunga ka! Kesa puro meaningless sex yang inaatupag mo and yang mga pa rules-rules mo pang nalalaman! Bakit ayaw mong subukang mag ka relasyon ulit!?" Hysterical nya ding sagot

"You need this. Trust me" sabi nya. Sure na sure sya na makakatulong yung app na sinasabi nya.

"I'll consider it for now... bitch" sabi ko na may sabay tulak sa kanya.
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The names Lance, Lance Kruger. That was Jess Lancaster, A.K.A. my "Best friend" told me to try this App "The Bunny", It's a cuddling app. Basically you have some random stranger and go "cuddle" somewhere with you. I'm kinda skeptic about this, for the fact that they may kill me, but I'll give this a try.

To be honest, I'm not looking for any relationship right about now. I just like having fun, if you know what I mean? *whink*