Royal Klutz
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Last published Tue, Mar 19, 2019
Hi, I'm Skylar and I'm probably the most clumsiest, awkward human being you will ever meet, and ever cease to walk on this Earth.
Something seems impossible? I will probably do it , but not on purpose. And I'm not talking about the cool type of impossible things, for example one time, true story this,
"It's impossible for someone to just fall over the bridge and into the sea- it just is, okay?!"
"Hey, you know people should at least pick up their... AAHHH!"
"...She didn't..."
*SPLASH*
"...She did..."
Yes, I know what your thinking- I know.
I did fall into the sea. I may or may not have slightly slipped on a banana peel and had a very cartoon moment.
This is what I'm talking about- I'm practically the biggest klutz around- I'm, like, a Royal Klutz!
Oh, and P.S. spoiler alert- In case you get the wrong impression, I'm not actually 'Royal', lol, yeah I wish!
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