Batjokes - Play Date
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Last published Fri, Jul 7, 2017
Batman is still heartbroken that Barbara rejected him, so he asked Joker to help him to find a date, but what he didn't realise that Batman already got the perfect partner in sight.
Set place after The Lego Batman Movie. And it's nothing but comedy.
LOTS of adult jokes and swearing, no smut though.
I just want to keep this as a short fanfic since I'm kinda scared to update to 'ruin' my other fanfic, when I update them. Even though I'm literally shitposting by making a fanfic. I think I NEVER finish a fanfic even though I already knew the ending.
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