My soulmates keeps writing dicks on me
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Last published Sat, Aug 12, 2017
When you're 18 you stop aging until you find your soulmate, thats not true. When you're 18 your soulmate's name appears on your hand. Thats not real either. What your soulmate first says to you is imprinted on your arm. Is that true?
Its hard to tell. Everyone has it differently, and sometimes they have it all.
John Egbert has been alive for 923 years, 7 months, 2 weeks, 18 hours, and 49 minutes now.
Sure you has cool rad cousins, a skeptical sister, a best bro, your strange cynical wise girl-friend, and this weird psycho chick you met at a college party and are now bffs with. Its cool, you likes yout life, to an extent. It get drab, boring, dull, REPETITIVE after nine centuries.
Rose has her lover, Dave has a friend with benefits? Hm that doesn't sound right? Even your ex has found her soulmate. Your best bro and your older cousin are dating, and you're pretty sure you sister is in a poly? You swear you don't remember polys being in the whole soulmate jig but you don't question it.
You are this close to just going off to live in a retirement home and play chess with your nana and poppop. However the Lalonde sisters aren't very keen on your idea, and instead drag you onto their annual camping trip, with added company you certainly DO NOT know.
Your name is John Egbert, and you worry you might end up having to deal these 2 sisters until their dying day.
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"Do you know how old I am?" you whisper. "Mmm-hmm." A hand slips underneath the skirt of your dress and pulls you higher against his body. "Do you know how old I am?" "Yeah." "Does it bother you?" For a moment you stop. Does it bother you? you ask yourself. But then you feel his breath on your skin, open your eyes again just enough to look at him. He doesn't look his age. He doesn't act like it, either. And anyway, people are always telling you you're an old soul. Is it really that big a deal? You reach out to tilt his face back towards yours. Instead of answering, you just kiss him again. He laughs against your mouth, kisses back. And slowly he slides your body off the bench and guides you over to the bed. ====================== You are a writer in your early twenties, fresh out of a long term relationship and dying to shake up your sex life. Enter the actor, a handsome British thespian much older than you, often branded as the internet's boyfriend, who you meet on set of the movie adaptation of your novel. It's easy to convince each other that your completely inappropriate attraction is nothing but a fun, secret fling, no strings attached. But your out-of-this-world chemistry is threatened by the media, who swoop dangerously close to exposing the predatory age gap and tanking one (or both) of your careers.
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