Partners In Crime [On Hold]

~Quotes from the book~
"If he's evil, be Satan himself."

"Can't handle the fat, can't handle the love."

"I was literally two seconds away from starvation. Really, feel my ribs. They're hollow."

"You were going to use mom's vase on me? You're suicidal, right?"

"Now, everyone do not, I repeat, do NOT move. I think I lost my pickle."

"Death's the most wondrous journey. It's destination is unknown and only the bravest, courageous ones go willingly."

"Smiles are frowns in disguise, and laughing is a pretty way of saying you feel sad."