I'm really bad at blurbs, so here's an extract instead: ;) ‘Do you two really want to get fired?’ I opened my mouth to protest, but Aston beat me to it. ‘My fans will stay with me no matter what. They won’t stand for this,’ He said folding his arms smugly. ‘Actually that’s why we’re doing it, for your fans…’ The producer replied menacingly smirking, ‘You see Mr Merrygold, they’re fed up of you in the whole bachelor boy single image which you have been for so long. They want to see something fresh and new!’ ‘WHY ME?’ I yelled, ‘I CAN’T STAND HIM. GO HIRE A PLAYBOY BUNNY OR SOMETHING. The director raised his finger to shush me, ’Because, Miss Smart-arse; Your fans feel the same way.’ That shut me up. ‘Oh and one more thing. No-one, I mean absolutely no-one can find out that this relationship isn’t real. Even your parents, and in your case Aston, your band mates as well. Otherwise my darlings, the consequences will be rather severe'.