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Heart of gold: Cheesy and nerdy pickup lines

sometimesPJwrites

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Reads 2,985
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Parts 51
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sometimesPJwrites

adorable cheesy flirting nerdy pickuplines

I've noticed that a lot of pickup lines are more directed towards guys using them on girls and thought "Hey, why not make a book full of cute gender neutral pickup lines?" Thus, this book was born. Also, I'm asexual so there might not be any of those "trying to get in someone's pants" pickup lines. Then again, I could have a friend write those. For my fellow nerds and geeks, there will be some nerdy/geeky pickup lines. I hope you enjoy this and please let me know how effective these were. ٩( 'ω' )وAll Rights Reserved

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