Sarcastic Venom
- Reads 287
- Votes 18
- Parts 7
MatureOngoing41m
Last published Mon, Apr 9, 2018
Being sarcastic is great, being in Slytherin is okay, being both is hell. Everyone loves Hogwarts, who wouldn't? Having a silver tongue, a dry sense of humor as well as being fluent in both sarcasm and sass. The hardest languages to master, clearly. Will Chelsea and her witty mouth get her into trouble. Why don't you join her?
All Rights Reserved
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
Chosen { Draco x Reader }
You knew the Malfoy's since you were little. You father, Severus Snape (a potions teacher at Hogwarts) is a really good friend of both but you never knew they had a son. You will enter the 6th year in Hogwarts since you were expelled from your last school. You thought it's just a school like the other ones but you soon find out how Hogwarts turns more and more into a Home and the people turn into family. ⚠️Strong language used!⚠️ And i'm not english so excuse me for my mistakes, feel free to point them out so i can update them!💚Complete
Unlikely (Severus Snape x Student Reader)
(Y/n) (Y/l/n). A 5th year Hogwarts student. 16 years old. A Gryffindor and a muggle-born. Very kind, very nice, and very very lonely. Severus Snape. A Hogwarts teacher. The Potions Master. Head of Slytherin house. Mean, grouchy, slimy...and the one that everyone loves to hate. A couple years back, during (Y/n) (Y/l/n)'s 3rd year, she actually grown to like Professor Snape. She began attempting civil conversations with him after class. At first to no avail, but the astute Professor soon realized she wasn't going to give up, so he gave in. He soon grew fond of the girl, and something, most unlikely occurred...they became friends. Or at least, (Y/n) felt they did. Snape on the other hand...never seemed to understand. Now, with (Y/n) maturing (and of age), and Severus oblivious to feelings, would there friendship continue? Or would something...more happen between them?Complete
Eternally Yours (Severus Snape x Reader)
It's your last year at Hogwarts and you couldn't be more exited. Especially because you get to see your favourite professor and crush since fourth year, him being none other than the black-haired Potions Master Severus Snape. But not everything is what it seems when strange symptoms of an ancient curse start to surface in your life. Will you confess your feelings to the man that stole your heart? Will he accept you? Does he feel the same? You've always known anything between you and Professor Snape was forbidden but once you graduate and your life is at risk everyday, what will happen between you two? "I don't want you to go" "I'm not going anywhere. I'll always be in your heart, Severus" "You promise? "No. I swear it." I'll update at least once a week until finished :) DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the Harry Potter Characters that appear on this story, this is fanfiction. All the Harry Potter franchise belongs to the amazing J. K. Rowling. I also do not own you :) Started: April/14/2021 Finished: August/14/2021Complete
Rekindled
In the shadowed dungeons of Hogwarts, where potions simmer and secrets brew, you find yourself drawn to the most unlikely of mentors: Severus Snape, the cold-hearted Potions Master. As you train to become his apprentice, you uncover layers of the man behind the sneer-his guarded vulnerability, his quiet strength, and the flicker of something deeper in his obsidian gaze. Likewise, he begins to care for you more than he ever has for anyone, noticing a spark in you that has been missing from his life for so long. But as your bond grows, so does the danger. One of your closest friends, entangled in their own reckless pursuits, meddle in dark and dangerous business, pulling you into a web of chaos. Torn between keeping their scandals a secret and the fragile connection you've forged with Snape, you must navigate a world of shadows, where every glance and whispered word could ignite a spark-or burn everything to ash. As the potion dragged me under, I heard him linger, his whisper trailing into the dark. "What am I to do with you...You silly girl." TW: Vulgar language, sexual content in later chapters, violence, blood, and themes of abuse. Disclaimer: All characters and the world of Harry Potter strictly belong to J. K. Rowling.
His Gryffindor, Her Slytherin
A cruel bind. She doesn't know why. He doesn't know why. Will she be HIS Gryffindor? Will he be HER Slytherin? Find out in His Gryffindor and Her Slytherin! 💗💗 love you all my BonBons! Love from PotterheadBonBon xoxo💗💗 All rights to JKRowling I don't own Harry Potter! Just a pure Dramione Fanfiction!Complete
𝐌𝐮𝐝𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 || Severus Snape x Reader ||
{ 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞. 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐈'𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥, 𝐈 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐦. "𝐈𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟." } started in march 2017; finished january 2021; word count: 32,205 (TIMELINE ISN'T ACCURATE TO THE BOOKS/MOVIES) Hogwarts, the best wizarding school-no doubt. Any young wizard would be lucky to be enrolled there. Especially you. Don't get me wrong, you're a great student....but not so much in potions. You shouldn't worry though! Professor Snape will help you! ....Just make sure he doesn't find out your secret.Complete
Snape's Daughter • Draco Malfoy x Reader
"Anyone you excited to finally meet?" she asked. "Harry Potter obviously! Then again, my dad does talk about this other boy a lot and from what I've seen he is gorgeous." I told her smirking. "Who?" she asked leaning on the edge of her seat. "Draco Malfoy." ------------------------------ What happens when Y/n is a little late to the Hogwarts game? Will she befriend Potter or gain the traits of Draco? Not to mention her dad is SEVERUS SNAPE!Complete
Unexpected Love
Nothing would of prepared Celia Malfoy for what she was about to be faced with. In her last year of Hogwarts coming to a close, the Potions Professor is the last person she expected to Steal her heart but the emotions he is giving out is confusing. Does he really want her? Does he really care? Also I changed the story line a bit so Remus is teaching DADA!! Warning. Smut :) Also don't forget to comment and vote it keeps me motivated :)) #1 in Severus 19/03/21 #1 in Severussnape 15/4/21 #1 in Snape 23/4/21 Comments // "I just read your story and it was one of the best stories I have ever read. You are a really good writer" - @mini_padfoot_13 "It was one of the best stories I ever read. Congratulations!!!" - @Konstantinakkk "Ok yeah this is one of my new favourite! Thank you for writing this! You are amazing!!!! <333" - @Chyanne9Complete
Harry James Potter. Dada professor
after the Wizard was over and Dumbledore was gone and professor McGonagall came the headmistress of Hogwarts Harry decided to take his final exams early he passed the mall and everything because of all of his experience from the war but he was tired of fighting where the position was always curse you never knew who would be a good teacher for defense against the dark arts but they thought the boy who lived will be the perfect for the position because he lived everything what more could happen find out what it's like when Harry becomes the new professor at Hogwarts along with some of his friends find out what it's like when he falls in love with another professor because everything did not go right on his relationship Gingy Weasley find out what it's like when he takes over as head of Gryffindor House and the boy who lived find where you truly belongs
Teach me (Book 1)
(Severus Snape X reader) The Death Eaters want to break Harry, the best way to do it: kill you. You're his girlfriend after all. Luckily, professor Snape knows about the attack and comes up with a plan to save you. What will your life be like if you have to go into hiding in professor Snape's chambers? And what will happen? ***** ⚠️fyi: I started this book purely for writing smut, which means the relationship moves VERY fast. However, it turned into something more and now even has a sequel :) When I'm finished with Teacher's pet, I'm going to rewrite the beginning of this book.⚠️ ***** This story is 18+ (smut, TW: degrading, spanking, choking... that kinda shit) This story does not follow the plot of the books The characters in this book are all of age. All of the characters belong to jk rowling, except for Amber, your twin ;) This book has a sequel: Teacher's petComplete
You knew the Malfoy's since you were little. You father, Severus Snape (a potions teacher at Hogwarts) is a really good friend of both but you never knew they had a son. You will enter the 6th year in Hogwarts since you were expelled from your last school. You thought it's just a school like the other ones but you soon find out how Hogwarts turns more and more into a Home and the people turn into family. ⚠️Strong language used!⚠️ And i'm not english so excuse me for my mistakes, feel free to point them out so i can update them!💚
More detailsContent Guidelines