Sarcastic Venom
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Being sarcastic is great, being in Slytherin is okay, being both is hell. Everyone loves Hogwarts, who wouldn't? Having a silver tongue, a dry sense of humor as well as being fluent in both sarcasm and sass. The hardest languages to master, clearly. Will Chelsea and her witty mouth get her into trouble. Why don't you join her?
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