Spud was just your regular guy- your average, gangly, hipster-glasses-sporting, sandy-blonde-crewcut-wearing, slightly dyslexic, nerdy guy. Things were exceedingly average for him all throughout high school, you know, not being super popular but having one best friend, not dating anyone, making mediocre grades... until one day, Janet Dozier came to Shallow Valley High, and turned Spud's life upside down.
Janet just wasn't quite normal. She had a weird preference for food, she didn't know how to raise her hand normally, and her facial expressions sometimes went awry. But when a friendship--and maybe something more--blossomed between her and Spud, Spud found himself entwined in a plot of espionage, murder and revenge that was *out of this world*.
Elliot Jensen and Elliot Fintry have a lot in common. They share the same name, the same house, the same school, oh and they hate each other but, as they will quickly learn, there is a fine line between love and hate.