ring ring
- Leituras 22
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- Capítulos 1
*ring ring*
"Hrellow?"
"Marry me"
"INM KINDRA BRUSY RIGHT NOW MITCH"
"...are you eating-"
"PINEAPPLE PIZZA"
"WHAT THE HELL ERIN DATS NASTY...NOW MARRY ME DAMNIT"
"SCREW YOU PINEAPPLE IS PIZZA'S BEST WIFE"
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