CHER

This story is named after Cher (CAPTALS, because she's VERY important) because she is the most beautiful girl in all of Manhattan, she's got money, title of heiress, filthy rich parents who don't give a - about her but does give her their black amex, a loyal hawt NYU boy toy, 114 pairs of shoes but most importantly, a set of friends who are almost as gorgeous as her. No one has the face or the attitude to match Cher's because she is willing to do anything to sabotage and entertain. Oh, and this is better than Gossip Girl...because Cher's in it