The Unfortunate Bio of TheWalkingDaryl
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A few people suggested I do this so here we go. I guess?
Random and (sometimes) fun facts about your (maybe) favourite author who writes fanfic and hasn't gotten much of a life since signing up in 2013.
Also includes a lot of ranting.
Information hub for TheWalkingDaryl and all updates and whatnot if interested.
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FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS ON WATTPAD - RANT!
For all those times where you've wanted to punch wattpad stories in the face. A comedic look at all the shit wattpad writers write about; including fanfics, kidnaps and the occasional sparkly vampire. Rated R for swearing and shit, not for sex scenes :P EXTRACT: "I swear if a guy joins wattpad and writes "I'm a guy" on his bio, within seconds there will be a flock of thirsty bitches running to his profile page and commenting their addresses and the diameter of their vagina so that he can make an informed decision on who to fuck." (just a colourful snippet) P.S: I'm in no way speaking negatively about the website 'wattpad' itself. The website is great and there are incredible stories and people on here. I'm speaking about the typical stories on here that annoy many people. If you don't think people are annoyed about these things, type in 'rant' into wattpad and see what comes up. I'm sure I'm not alone. Again, this has nothing to do with the quality of wattpad whatsoever - it is based purely on the stories and authors. It's nothing personal either. Unless you write a creepy story about a 13 year old girl sleeping with a 90 year older man; that just so happens to be a player and saves you from your rapist - who you may or may not fall in love with. All rights reserved. Just in case you were planning on stealing anything from here ;)Complete
Derpy Derp / complete
This is where I'll have my lists of books I'm writing, because it's taking up far too much space in my bio. Much art is included in this thing. Also, even though I already have a ranting book, I may post a few rants in here just for the heck of it. A few poems may show up here as well. Finally, I may post weekly book reviews, song and movie recommendations, or other things like that. If you have any requests just leave a comment or PM me. -BlackpeltIsABoss WARNING: CONTAINS EXCESSIVE SPACE CAT GIFS P.S. - I'll be constantly updating this to change the lists, sorry about that. **ALL LISTS IN DERPY DERP EXPIRE 12/2/16 BECAUSE IM TOO LAZY TO DELETE THEM** ****THIS CONTINUES IN #RANTING****Complete
My Randomness
This book is about anything and everything that pops into my demented little fangirl head, so, take caution, it will be weird. I talk about a lot of stuff here, and can be quite opinionated. But, if you're over the age of 13 and like Bands, Books, TV shows and everything in between, you may just like this. Fair warning, the first few chapters were written by a much younger, less smarter version of me, and can be skipped well without missing much, I was kinda stupid.Complete![Slytherins Heir [Draco X Reader] - Year Two](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/187389346-256-k592418.jpg)
Slytherins Heir [Draco X Reader] - Year Two
~ Year two ~ Warning; this is the second book in a series!!! This also will journey through all of the books / movies so if you want a quick read, over and done with, I don't believe this is for you. If you are here to stay great and I'll do my best to keep you posted. ******************** Y/n, a rich pureblood witch in the wizarding world. Y/n has beaten one foe, but will there be more? The girl is friends with the golden trio and working to change the way people see Slytherin. Y/n will face many challenges and threats throughout her years at Hogwarts. She must find out who is what, who is good and who is evil. Even more, she must find out where her loyalties lie. ******************** #5 in chamberofsecrets #30 in dracoxreader #6 in wand ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ (Y/n = Your name) (F/c= Favourite colour) (L/n = Last name) (h/c = hair colour ) ( h/l = Hair length) (e/c= eye colour) ( y/c = your city)Complete
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Hate the Feeling; Mattheo Riddle
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For all those times where you've wanted to punch wattpad stories in the face. A comedic look at all the shit wattpad writers write about; including fanfics, kidnaps and the occasional sparkly vampire. Rated R for swearing and shit, not for sex scenes :P EXTRACT: "I swear if a guy joins wattpad and writes "I'm a guy" on his bio, within seconds there will be a flock of thirsty bitches running to his profile page and commenting their addresses and the diameter of their vagina so that he can make an informed decision on who to fuck." (just a colourful snippet) P.S: I'm in no way speaking negatively about the website 'wattpad' itself. The website is great and there are incredible stories and people on here. I'm speaking about the typical stories on here that annoy many people. If you don't think people are annoyed about these things, type in 'rant' into wattpad and see what comes up. I'm sure I'm not alone. Again, this has nothing to do with the quality of wattpad whatsoever - it is based purely on the stories and authors. It's nothing personal either. Unless you write a creepy story about a 13 year old girl sleeping with a 90 year older man; that just so happens to be a player and saves you from your rapist - who you may or may not fall in love with. All rights reserved. Just in case you were planning on stealing anything from here ;)
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