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Sir, are you Batman?

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Reads 6,092
Votes 344
Parts 23
Time 2h 36m

Mature

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What happens when your whole world comes crumbling down all around you? Do you give up on life? Do you fall down and cry? Not for Emily Hope. When she fell, she learned to pick herself back up. She used to have a normal life you could say, but now was smack in the middle of a war: a war that she created. Now what happens when she gets involved with the Joker: an unforgiving psychopath, and the Batman: the masked crusader? Will she be the victim, the hero, or possibly the villain in the end?

EXCERPT:

"Hey! You have to stay awake, okay?" The voice said rapidly and out of breath.

I just held still, struggling to stay awake. It was so hard, though. I couldn't hold on anymore. I felt the person stop running and sit down, me still in their arms.

"Batman! Come on! We have to go! She's bleeding out more! Oh my gosh......she stopped breathing!" The voice screamed at Batman.

He was right, I wasn't breathing. In fact, I was on the brink of death. My heart was still beating, though. In a few more moments, I would be dead. Blissful death.

"Put the oxygen mask on her and get ready to shock her heart if it stops beating!" Batman ordered while we drove away, most likely back to the Bat Cave. Was I going to even make it that far? 

My heart was so slow, I knew that I definitely wasn't going to make it. Sleep was calling my name. I gave in and drifted off, my heart stopping as soon as I did so.All Rights Reserved

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