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Ridiculous and Horrible Jokes You'll Ever Read

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If you absolutely hate someone tell them these jokes and annoy the heck out of them :)All Rights Reserved

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And He Still Didn't Fire Me by TheFoxSaysHi

"Your resume says your main achievement is... finishing a rubber before losing it because you are awesome." "Yep!" "Your personality type says you are... sassy, hot and cool (more than anyone here) at the same time because you are awesome? That's a challenge." He smirked as he raised his perfect eyebrow. I nodded dumbly. And then I heard him mumbling," Never knew a Smurfs' T shirt was that hot with red pants..." "Your special education says... you were in Hogwarts?" His eyes opened wide. "Yo!" "And your interests says you want to go home and watch Ironman because you didn't want to apply for this job anyway and you are forced..." "You got me right boy!" I pointed at him with my finger. But then he said the three words I never expected to hear. "You're hired, hobo."

I am leah clearwater [twilight] by PennyMiller23

One minute, I am walking, and the next car-kun gets a little too happy....and now I am in someone else's body, but not just anyone's but The leah clearwaters body....I mean I am now a shifter but it's twilight! why couldn't have been tvd where i could've been a hybrid.....fine I'll just hang around till i get dumped and then go to forks high to watch the drama, maybe even create a conspiracy club while I'm at it.

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Being a Villainess is No Joke by Junie25ComicLover

Adailia de Perinius, the prettiest and bitchiest person of the novel, 'A Lovely Girl' and the main villainess. Being madly in love with the male protagonist, the Crown Prince, she becomes super possessive and did not let any woman come near him. But as in any novel, the male protagonist, Raashid, falls in love with Seanna, the female protagonist and Adailia's 'minion' who was bullied everyday. But Adailia being Adailia, tries to kill her and take Prince all for herself. Finally being tired of this daily torture, the Crown prince, when was announced the Emperor on his 19 th birthday, altered some laws that enabled him to executed Adailia. A befitting end for the villainess. But there's a slight ... wait.... a whole lotta big problem. Cause somehow, I, Choi Haeun, has become Adailia de Perinius. But well, I know how it ends so there's no way I'm gonna die. I just need to get in the Prince's good books and move out of their way. That's gonna be easy. But the luck wasn't with me and the story took some awkward turns. But well, if luck was with me I wouldn't have become Adailia in the first place, would I? *Cover photo not mine* A/N: This is my original work and not a translation of any novel

Malabar Express || Ft. Ishman by jimingotjams_

uhmmm.... Chennai Express in Kerala style with our Ishman!! Delhi guy× Malayali guy👀💗 (Don't hate me for this 😭 hehehee..)

SVT groupchat by cutiekwannie

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The Mark For Curse by AmanAman716

Freen and Nam, two ghost hunters, arrive at a mysterious villa, known for its eerie history and haunted past. As the spirits of the past stir, they must unravel the truth about the marks that haunt the villa. With humor, mystery, and danger lurking at every turn, will they uncover the truth before it's too late, or will they face something unexpected? Just turning my imagination into words ✨

My Fake Boyfriend by ToTheExtreme95

When Alexis agrees to help the school's player, she must guard the secret that could unravel everything - even as unexpected feelings complicate the game. *** What happens when Alexis Dawson, the 'resident loser' of Redwood High, agrees to help the school's notorious player, Aaron Walker? How can she stop herself from falling for him? It isn't all love and romance - Alexis has a secret of her own. Join them on a journey of jealousy, betrayal, trust, friendship, and love. A little favour just got a whole lot more complicated. *** He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in...

Stuck With You by Val3ntina_Perez

Julie changed her name, her life when she came to England, stuck in a trailer park with a boy she'd forever be tied with. Even when they were in an arranged marriage, it all lingered on if they both would say yes.

( مالي وطن في نجد ألا وطنها) by jess_25s

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And He Still Didn't Fire Me

"Your resume says your main achievement is... finishing a rubber before losing it because you are awesome." "Yep!" "Your personality type says you are... sassy, hot and cool (more than anyone here) at the same time because you are awesome? That's a challenge." He smirked as he raised his perfect eyebrow. I nodded dumbly. And then I heard him mumbling," Never knew a Smurfs' T shirt was that hot with red pants..." "Your special education says... you were in Hogwarts?" His eyes opened wide. "Yo!" "And your interests says you want to go home and watch Ironman because you didn't want to apply for this job anyway and you are forced..." "You got me right boy!" I pointed at him with my finger. But then he said the three words I never expected to hear. "You're hired, hobo."