[cityscape] [a derp crew superhero au kinda]

"You know, for someone that spends their days doing such a shitty job.... You're pretty funny!"

"You mean cleaning up after your dumb crew's messes? Yeah, it's pretty shit."

"That's John's fault."

"Half of the downtown park is encased in ice."

"That's still his fault."

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(a simple story about six derps and a city that needs saving)