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Funny Texts

Reads 15,070
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Parts 32
Time 6m

Reads 15,070
Votes 721
Parts 32
Time 6m

These are just RANDOM things and funny texts. There is NO inappropriate stuff! everything is appropriate! This book contains bad language!! The mascot for this book is Jason the unicorn and I have a condition of randomness so yea....All Rights Reserved

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