Jokes & Roasts To Put On Your Toast.
SATAN4PRESIDENT666
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  • Parts 50
  • Time 5m
SATAN4PRESIDENT666
Ongoing, First published Jun 05, 2017
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A bunch of letters , combined into words, combined into sentences , combined- yeah you get it.

This book is filled with Puns , Jokes ,Roasts , Comebacks and Sarcastic Phrases to go on the top of your toast this morning.
Use these everyday as well as your morning treat -toast- and you'll get a day filled with amusement.

All jokes /roasts/ puns are not mine unless stated. All rights go to the respected owners , if you want to be credited please message me here on Wattpad or @The_Lab_01 on Instagram.

*Some strong language and some MIGHT get triggered.*
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Tara & Tal - A sword age

6 parts Ongoing

Welp, what is there to say? At first there was a lot of fighting, then we were thrown down, aaand then ... there was a lot of falling and now, I guess, we have nothing better to do than to take over the worlds! ... yeah!

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