Just Another Bee Erotica
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Okay so my friend made me this short text fanfiction erotica including Donald Trump, Rachel Ray, and Barry from the bee movie. This is not in any way meant to make fun of anyone, but we just found this hilarious. If you don't like it, but look at a different book. These are just screenshots and it's pretty short. I found it hilarious so I just had to post it. There are "bad" words so I'm going to put it on mature.
Don't come after me for publishing this. It's just a joke.
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