"I keep getting jealous looks from all the unclaimed," Percy complains. Annabeth raises an eyebrow at him. "You've been claimed by at least seven of the twelve major gods at this point, including my mother," she reminds him. "And three times that many minor deities. You're right - I can't imagine any reason why they might be jealous." AKA, the fic where Apollo claims Percy so Zeus can't use him as an example of Poseidon's broken oath, and everything just kind of escalates from there. Warning: I wrote this (At least the first chapter) while anxious and sleep deprived. Subject yourself to the chaos at your own will. Update, re above: the second part was also written while sleep deprived. idk, my dude. i think i'm just kinda always sleep deprived.