May the best brother win

Osomatsu-San AU where everything is the same except Kara and Todo are professional drag queens and they try to hide it from the others
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Kara and Todo convince Oso that they don't wanna go out with them drinking, only to sneak out to the bar they're performing at. They pray that their brothers won't go drinking there. As they get backstage to get ready, they encourage each-other that they'll do fine and promise to share there winnings.

Waiting for the show to start, Oso, Choro, Ichi and Jyushi talk and laugh over drinks. They don't know that the other two brothers, who said they're at home, are waiting to be called onto the run-way.