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[Highest rank so far: #57 in humor]
"Boys. I don't understand them. At all. One of the most mysterious, misunderstood, and misinterpreted creatures of the planet. All we know is that they have a thing called the pen-
-nevermind because I don't want to say that word..."
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Boys are the subject of every conversation in the girl's locker room, in the chatty hallways, on the staircase, and now, the science classroom. Kill me if that's not the slightest bit annoying.
When 17 year old chatter-box and science geek, Alana-Lila Dizon hurls her beloved science textbook at the most popular golden boy of the school, accidentally almost knocks out an amazing athlete, and schools the smartest guy in school, maintaining an A-average in all the sciences becomes the least of her problems.
Wesley (Wes) Sylvano is not a bad boy. He's known to be sweet, kind, and is all smiles. Everyone just loves him.
Nicholas (Nick) Gray is the definition of scary. All around athlete, muscular physique, and with both a threatening and good reputation. Apparently he's nice to people unless you piss him off.
Vincent (no nickname) Reid is your typical smart guy. He thinks he knows everything and that he's a genius, all because his dad is the CEO of a tech company. The jerk also doubles as a badboy, as they say.
What do these boys have in common? Nothing, except for the fact that they're boys. And Alana-Lila Dizon is going to find out, once and for all, the science behind boys and why they're the way they are.
WARNING: Contains 3 wild monkeys that may cause you to pull out your hair. Contains a girl with too much bad luck for her own good. May cause obsessive shipping, and/or laughing.
Note: This is not a cliché...I think...mostly
(cover picture is not mine, but belongs to the respective owner.)
Meet Deva Ratnam, a 14 year old boy genius entering high school as a senior student. Unlike several examples of young prodigies (think TJ Henderson from Smart Guy and Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon), Deva, despite breezing through his courses thanks to his high IQ of 155, finds majority of school subjects boring except for sciences. There's one science he has yet to figure out, and that's the science of dating. Unfortunately for Deva, his entire school knows him as the uber-nerd and is thus avoided by many students as a result. Seeing no other choice, Deva decides to take matters into his own hands by becoming a man of self-sufficiency, determined to not have his life defined by social statuses and social circles. He builds a life outside of school.
Some situations Deva (& Rebecca) will answer the following questions about dating.
-How do you approach someone you like?
-What do you say to them after you approached?
-How can you tell when they wants to be approached vs when they don't?
-How can you tell if they just doesn't like you?
-How do you handle getting rejected?
-How do you set up a date with your crush?
-What do you do when you get put in the friendzone?
-When do you go for the kiss?
CONTENTS:
Act 1 - The Introduction
Act 2 - The First Date Experiment
Act 3 - Accelerated Reference Gathering
Act 4 - Accelerated Reference Gathering Part 2
Act 5 - The Rocky Interval
Act 5-6 - Dual Component Analysis
Act 6 - Potential Chance Synthesis
Act 7 - Close Encounters Test Case
Act 8 - Recovery Period
Act 9 - Prolonged Exposure Hypothesis
Act 10 - Deva's Intimate Conclusion
NOTE: Some dialogue in the story has yet to be developed, so there will be an update coming out for that. However, the main dialogue has been fully developed so feel free to read the entire thing.