The Mundane Guide to Revelation

"Angels are, to me, like those aliens you'd see in sci-fi movies. They're smart, they're foreign, and they know our terrain better than we do because they're celestial creatures. So if you think once they arrive that you can do some Ellen Ripley shit-don't. DO NOT FUCK WITH THEM, DO NOT TAUNT THEM, DON'T TEST THEM. Or they might ace that test and kill you on sight. Should you see one, do not be afraid. Ask, very gently, its purpose for arriving. Make it welcome in your home. Pray, even. They're into that sort of thing-very pleasant. Look down at the ground, for their radiance may blind you."