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Miss 4chan

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The Britz are totally choked by a mysterious old lady then gives them a 'charm' neck, which gives them a high and happiness. But their high turns to low when the neck falls on the shoulders of the troublemaking Eevils. Will the Britz be able to smoke together again or will the ancient lady drop a sh*t so big that no 'charm' could save them?All Rights Reserved

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You Are the Cosmos || Manthony by SpaceAmbience

Musical sensation Chase Atlantic dives head first into a world tour and belly-flops straight into the turbid depths of melancholy. Dopamine and its impending crash were tethered to the ritual of playing live and the members of the band settled comfortably with the idea of stifling it with one last party to conclude the exquisite catastrophe of which was touring- save for Christian Anthony. Mitchel Cave strikes a bargain for he's fluent in the art of persuasion and knows how to get what he wants, especially when it comes to his younger counterpart whose fickle morals roll to whichever corner he's tilted towards by the hands of the older. However, Mitchel is blissfully and recklessly so unaware that dormant over the horizon lay one big disaster waiting to be roused awake by a wave carrying a grand buffet of substances, a race of reputations, connections kept in the past, and bottled up emotions sizzling to their boiling point all striving to entangle the man in a messy web of lies where superstars go supernova. And as the star ceases to burn, the black hole carves it hollow. ---------- Please do not reupload this anywhere. ❗️This fanfic also exists on AO3 if you would rather read it on there!! My username is SpaceAmbience❗️ Fanfic playlist 🌟 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2wcYU8pVPTD5vUDQv5W4ub?si=SigqCXgGRLyquLjBK84IAQ&pi=e-zds8_dHYTDOC Please do not reupload this anywhere & don't harass/disrespect anyone involved in this work. ✅ Cover art by bitterparanoia on AO3 ⚠️This content contains mature themes WITHOUT warnings at the start of chapters!! See below for specifics*⚠️ ---------- *Drug use, alcohol use, graphic depictions of violence, sex/sexual themes, crude language, vomiting/referenced vomiting

Joseph Quinn: a heart full of love. by lovejoequinnx

It's time for the London Comic Con, you're surprising your 8 year old niece for her birthday by taking her to meet & greet with Joseph Quinn. It doesn't turn out to be just a meet though. You become crazy about one another so quickly. Is this love at first sight for you both? Or is it all just some stupid crush. Crazy twists and turns ahead. The story will contain: -Major god damn fluff -Slight angst -Mature scenes & mild/moderate smut ~~ Thank you so much for taking the time out to read! Comments and feedback are welcome! 😘

How The Bad Boy Found True Love. by awkwardlyrare

I watched him watch me as he was about to press his fist into the big red button that read "Emergency Fire!". I was unable to form words because, I thought about how hot he looked as he stared back at me with such intensity. It just intrigued me. I finally snapped out of my trance, but not because I'd came to my senses, but because I felt a cold sensation running down my body. I blinked about three times before it finally registered that he'd pressed the button and now water was spilling from the roof, and some students were laughing and playing. My breath hitched in my throat as he came closer. "You really should've worn a more, I don't know, a thicker shirt or bra. Because your two lovely friends are standing at attention." as the words left his mouth, realization caught up to me and I flushed with embarrassment and quickly crossed my arms over my chest. Talk about scarred for life! Jerk. Meet Charm Mill, your typical nerdface. She's the smartest girl in school, straight A's, great punctuality.. eveything in the book. She's also the invisible girl. No one notices her. But, for her, that's a great thing. She feels that going unnoticed means less drama, which is correct. But, what happens when Heath Cullen gets himself in trouble because he's not performing the way he should and the principal forces Charm to tutor him? Will this be a ticket to hell or a ticket for the bad boy to find his true love? Copyrighted. ©

XOXO: ~Love In A Bottle~ by haelymakkachin

What happens when a bottle of love potion mixes with the nerves of the craziest, rowdiest, people? Something like: -Natsu claims Lucy as his fiancee; -Jellal decides to have his own family with Erza; -Gray calls Juvia as "Juvia-sama"; -Gajeel declares Levy as his girlfriend; -Laxus writes supposedly romantic and sweet poems to Mirajane; -Bacchus becomes lovey-dovey to Cana; Will the ladies want this "fake" love to go on and flourish? Or not after finding out the hidden truth.

HEAT by Transparent_Fire

"Hey have you heard of that new drug?" "Oh yeah, the focus drug?" "Adderall?" "No the one that practically give you eidetic memory." "I hear that it makes you ten times more attractive." "I hear that it has no side effects." "Then it's bull crap and it doesn't work." "No no Teal I'm sure it's real and it does have a side effect. Only one though and it's almost impossible to encounter." "Okay? Spit it out!" "On Heat you should never run into your soulmate." "Oh great then I guess it's perfectly safe because Soulmates don't exist." "According to you." "No, according to science! What happens if you do run into them then?" "No one knows." "Whatever. Sounds bogus to me. Why mention it?" "My cousin has some. She just got it from her doctor." "Uh... I don't think a medical professional should prescribe street drugs." "It's to treat her depression. It gives you purpose or makes you normal or whatever. Anyways I can steal some before midterms. We should try it. One dose lasts a whole month." "We're honor's students. Why would we need drugs to pass? Shouldn't we know that drugs are almost always the way to fail?" "Why just pass when we could graduate early?" "Graduate early? Does it do that?" "That's only the half of it. We'll be on top of the world with it and it doesn't come up on drug tests. Whose in?" I bite my lip. Teal's in the top ten of our year so she can get by on her own. I'm in the bottom half of the honors students. If anything, I need this or I won't be an honor's student for long. "I'm in."

the unknown city by adrianaruslan

Un known city A city that is not on the map and a girl with super powers what will the future be holding for this city and for those who created it "i think this city is not real you guys didn't realize that there is no moon here " Mom : "what you mean there is no moon and how you explain the light in the dark!?" " this light is fake they use some lighting poles to provide us with this light they want us to belive that this city is real" Grams : "and why anyone would do that you have to stop reading those fantasy books" I stopped talking and got up from the living room and went to the roof there is no way that my theory is not real I'm sure that whose are lighting poles but there is only a one way to find out..

What About Me...? A Fireafy Angst Story by Mari_Sokis

"HEY! YOU LEFT YOUR-" Slam. The owner of the bar stared at the door, then back at the IDs. "Leafy A'Blaze..." A figure appeared behind him. "And a Firey A'Blaze. Weird combination for a married couple." "Don't judge. I'm not intervening. She is looking a little blue though... like... h i m. " "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM!" "He's the one who actually left because of his insecurities, not my fault he murdered a ton of objects. At least he recovered them back before leaving." "JUST SHUT UP AND WATCH! FIRST MARRIAGE FIGHT OF THE WEEK!" Book One of several Imma make of this series.

New Generation by KikiSnow6

Thanks to an spell in a ancient magic book that goes wrong Lucy, Levy, Juvia and Erza get sucked in to an portal. Just as quick the portal opened it closed. It's now been 13 years and Levy has finally found a way back....How will the gilded members react with them coming back with children. How will Natsu, Gajeel, Gray and Jellal react to suddenly being dads? Will it all work out for the four couples or is it all to late for them to be a happy family? I do not own Fairy tale characters credit of them belong to Hiro Mashima. only the story is mine.

Slipping Through the Fingers by diasymelody56987

«"Come here." Regulus told Edlyn, breaking a kiss with Barty. The straw-coloured hair boy's expression was unreadable, but Regulus was smiling as Edlyn took off her shoes and stepped in the sofa, next to Barty, and started to kiss Regulus's neck. She then moved to his lips, her hands stroking his bare torso, his lean arms, his sharp jaw-line. Edlyn sat up straight and looked at Barty. His lips were slightly parted, his eyes looking at the girl's features. She slowly raised her hands up to his collar and started to untie his green and silver tie.» This fan-fiction is set in the Harry Potter Universe, when Regulus Black and Bartemius Crouch Jr attended Hogwarts, during the seventh year of the protagonists. This story mainly revolves around smut. This is not a comforting story. TW: threesome, choking, double penetration, suicide, hair pulling. masturbation, cunnilingus, blow job. If you want references for the physical appearances of the protagonists: - Regulus Black: Thimothée Chalamet in Little Women - Bartemius Crouch Jr: David Tennant in Dramarama - Edlyn Carrow: Lily James in Rebecca The romantic tropes in this story: Regulus and Barty: friends to lovers Regulus and Edlyn: "I find comfort in you" Edlyn and Barty: love-hate This is story is also available on AO3.

From the same Star | Frouse by Here7oWrite

He was like that for a while, sobbing into his arms before laying down because his head felt like it was gonna explode. Eventually he calmed down, forcing himself to accept the situation. "If I want to get out of here," Smii7y murmured, "I need to learn to control time." ~~~~~ Smii7y, Matt, Pezzy, Puffer, Grizzy, and Droid were all minding their own business when a comet decided to take a visit to Earth. It swept them off their feet and into a new world they never thought it was possible. Day by day news of unfathomable creatures or happenings spread across the globe, the whole world has a new hate towards all those affected by the star. Well lucky for them they were just normal. Right? ~Mature Warning for language and eventually blood and gore!~ ~More angst, no smut~

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You Are the Cosmos || Manthony cover

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New Generation cover

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From the same Star | Frouse cover

You Are the Cosmos || Manthony

Musical sensation Chase Atlantic dives head first into a world tour and belly-flops straight into the turbid depths of melancholy. Dopamine and its impending crash were tethered to the ritual of playing live and the members of the band settled comfortably with the idea of stifling it with one last party to conclude the exquisite catastrophe of which was touring- save for Christian Anthony. Mitchel Cave strikes a bargain for he's fluent in the art of persuasion and knows how to get what he wants, especially when it comes to his younger counterpart whose fickle morals roll to whichever corner he's tilted towards by the hands of the older. However, Mitchel is blissfully and recklessly so unaware that dormant over the horizon lay one big disaster waiting to be roused awake by a wave carrying a grand buffet of substances, a race of reputations, connections kept in the past, and bottled up emotions sizzling to their boiling point all striving to entangle the man in a messy web of lies where superstars go supernova. And as the star ceases to burn, the black hole carves it hollow. ---------- Please do not reupload this anywhere. ❗️This fanfic also exists on AO3 if you would rather read it on there!! My username is SpaceAmbience❗️ Fanfic playlist 🌟 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2wcYU8pVPTD5vUDQv5W4ub?si=SigqCXgGRLyquLjBK84IAQ&pi=e-zds8_dHYTDOC Please do not reupload this anywhere & don't harass/disrespect anyone involved in this work. ✅ Cover art by bitterparanoia on AO3 ⚠️This content contains mature themes WITHOUT warnings at the start of chapters!! See below for specifics⚠️ ---------- Drug use, alcohol use, graphic depictions of violence, sex/sexual themes, crude language, vomiting/referenced vomiting