Yo Mama So Fat Jokes
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Hey guys. Your moms really beautiful. I'm pretty sure. So don't take these jokes seriously, cause there just jokes. Found them on Internet. So these jokes are not mine. ~Niallersprinces
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I ran downstairs into the living room, my heart pounding as I found all my brothers gathered around Nefeli. Her eyes were frantic, scanning the room, desperately searching for me. The scream that bastard had let out earlier must have reached her... The moment our eyes met, she practically threw herself at me, wrapping her arms around me so tightly I could barely breathe. I stood frozen for a moment, unsure of what to do. I hugged her back anyway... Even though I had no idea what was going on. "Thank God you're safe" she murmured in my ear, her voice trembling, leaving me even more confused. I glanced at my brothers. They all looked just as lost as I was. Except for Aiden and Alex. They were motioning for me to hold on. "Of course I'm okay, Nefeli. What happened?" I asked, my heart tightening. I hated seeing her like this, so worried and panicked. "I-I heard Alex and Aiden talking in Italian!" she stammered, her eyes wide with panic. "They said something about the Mafia! Are we being threatened by the Mafia?" Her voice cracked, and tears threatened to spill from her brown eyes. The room fell silent for a moment. My brothers exchanged looks, and then, without warning, we all burst into laughter. Nefeli stared at us, completely confused. Cole, finally calming down, wiped his eyes and looked at her with a smile. "Love" he said, his voice smooth, "we're not being threatened by the Mafia." he let the words settle in the air for a second. "We are the Mafia." • • • _______________________________________________________ ⚠️ DISCLAIMER ⚠️ Mentions of abuse, violence, harsh language, bad mental health, and light depression! Also, I don't own any of the photos! • • • ENGLISH IS NOT MY MOTHER LANGUAGE, I'M SORRY FOR ANY GRAMMATICAL OR VOCABULARY MISTAKES! • • • Please read 'Before You Read' in the first character chap! It's very important! • • • Started: October 4th, 2020 Finished: March 6th, 2021
A Kingdom of Dreams✔️ autorstwa moonystarz-
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In the Hands of the Two Demons (UNDER MAJOR EDITING) autorstwa lvesaturn
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⇢ STORY BY : ❱ http:˚♡lvesaturn! ˚ˑؘ :🍥: ·˚ ⇢ COVER MADE BY : lvesaturn♡ [ DO NOT REUSE OR USE FOR ANY OTHER WEBSITE ] ⇢𝓡𝓾𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓸𝓾𝓭 𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰'𝓼 𝓭𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓮𝓻 ⇢𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓷'𝓽 𝓫𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓲𝓽'𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓷𝓼 . _____________________ "Try darling I want to see you try....." I walk back even more bumbing right into his twins chest but I quickly get out of his hold and move back so I was facing both of them. "Touch me and y-you won't live." I say with as much confidence as I can muster but it ends up like a beg. They both chuckle and then the most unexpected thing happened, I did it.. ●●•••••●● Falling in love is a miracle, a fairytale coming true. Love at first sight is even more of a miracle, its something most people can only dream of.... But is it still a miracle if the love of your life is your younger sister? Or is it a mistake that was bound to happen.. Derick and Dean Lombardi successfully protected the fragile rose named Elenora form the cruel world, as they and Elenora's parents kept her under there wing and away from the monsters that crept in the world, but can they successfully protect the young girl from the harmful and destructive demons that lived right in the twins soul? _____________________ 🌸 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓓𝓪𝓽𝓮 : 𝓙𝓾𝓵𝔂 1, 2020 🌸 𝓔𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓓𝓪𝓽𝓮 : 𝓞𝓬𝓽𝓸𝓫𝓮𝓻 31, 2020 ●● MATURE CONTENT ●● This book is ment for mature audience ● 18+ ● •• please read at own risk •• This book contains •• Rape, Abuse, Sexual abuse, and triggering content.
𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒖𝒔𝒕 : 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥 autorstwa Anshita_07
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"𝑯𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒂 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒉𝒊𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒏 𝒃𝒆𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒑𝒂𝒑𝒆𝒓, 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒎. 𝑺𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒑𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒔𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆, 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒖𝒏𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒇𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒂𝒅𝒆. 𝑰𝒏 𝒂 𝒃𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒕𝒆, 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒓𝒆𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒆𝒏𝒅?" #𝘚𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘉𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘙𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 #𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘛𝘰𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴 #𝘜𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 #𝘌𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 #𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘔𝘓 #𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘵𝘔𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 #𝘚𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘈𝘯𝘥𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘴𝘵𝘺 #𝘍𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘠𝘰𝘶 #𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘐𝘯𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘈𝘪𝘳 #𝘜𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘍𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴
𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 | 𝟏𝟖+ autorstwa ariaduos
33 części W Trakcie Dla dorosłych
✧ 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐋𝐘𝐍 𝐋𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈 (𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍) ✧ When I was six I was kidnapped and taken away from my family for seven months. Thirteen years later and I have little to no memory of who had taken me. Ever since then my father has been severely overprotective and never lets me out of his sight. Now that I'm somewhat on my own everything starts to change. When I finish high school and start attending New York University my life takes a turn, for better and for worse. They're back. ☆ 𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐗𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ☆ Years ago we found our little angel. She just so happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. She was the light in our lives, until one day we lost her again. Thirteen years later and we still mourn the loss of our sweetheart, but we found her once, we will do it again. I am the head of the Russian mafia, or a professor at NYU depending who you ask. One day I raise my head to look around at the sea of students and my eyes lock on a familiar pair of ocean blue irises. ★ 𝐇𝐀𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐋𝐋 ★ I'm a heartless killer and offer no apologies for it. As the head of the Russian mafia along with being the CEO to a multibillion dollar company, my life is nothing but darkness. During the day I'm an office man, at night my knife slashes through the necks of anyone I can get my hands on. Killing is my outlet, ever since I lost her. It helps me keep my anger in check. I've never stopped looking for her. We've come close multiple times, but each time came out unsuccessful. As I put a bullet in the head of my ex-guard, Alex comes rushing into the room, and the look on his face says it all. He found her. Start: July 4th End: ///
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Angel In Disguise

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I'm half half, I thought - I must be a nymph. I'm a joke to my family. I love my mom so much that I have to leave her behind before I do terrible things. Then. I met this girl. I know it's wrong. I know I shouldn't but I fell. And, worst, the monster inside me wants her badly. I don't know where to begin at all. And I sure don't know how I'll end this misery. ----------------------------- As of February 15, 2022: #4 in 5SOSPREFERENCE As of December 2024 #1 in 5SECONDSOFSUMMERPREFERENCE #2 in 5SOSPREFERENCE #10 in CALUMHOODIMAGINE #13 in 5SECONDSOFSUMMERIMAGINE #10 in 5SOSIMAGINE #9 in CALUMHOODFANFICTION #13 in 5SECONDSOFSUMMERFANFICTION #11 in CALUMHOODFANFIC #22 in 5SECONDSOFSUMMERFANFIC #4 in MICHAELCLIFFORDIMAGINE As of February 2025: #10 in CALUMOODFANFICTION #17 in 5SOSIMAGINE #14 in CALUMHOODIMAGINE #20 in 5SECONDSOFSUMMERIMAGINE #11 in MICHAELCLIFFORDIMAGINE #1 in 5SECONDSOFSUMMERPREFERENCE VOTE. COMMENT. FOLLOW. SHARE. Say hi on Instagram: @mikeespersonal