Counting To 50 In LOL's
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Last published Mon, Mar 11, 2013
So it's exactly 50 days until I graduate and hit the "real world." So from today (April 1st) till I graduate my mission is to make you smile. Each day you'll see a new joke or funny story to start your day out right, with a laugh. So take a look inside as I teach you how to count to 50 in LOL's.
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