The Last Sacrifice
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Complete, First published Jan 01, 2014
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Why should the girls get all the worst jobs? 

When the village of Ribblesthwaite runs out of female virgins to sacrifice, it embraces gender equality to appease the wrath of a hungry Dragon...

A Fantasy Parody in 1,300 words.
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