Catfish Inc.

"When something smells fishy, we reel em in for the catch"

Excerpt:

""Us women are extremely special and unique beings. And when it comes to a breakup, we all react in different ways". The auditorium fills with murmurs as the giant projector screen comes to life. I clear my throat to recapture their attention. "Exhibit A: we have the "stuff your face with anything over 300 calories and cry dramatically while watching The Fault In Our Stars" type of reaction". Laughs fill the room as the image of the young girl described appears on the screen. "Exhibit B: we have what I like to call "The Rager": the girl who goes and gets a new look, alters her personality and more than likely eggs her ex's car while blasting loud music and tuning out the world. And lastly, you have me. When I was going through heartbreak I didn't stuff my face or become depressed or change who I was, I made it into a business: Catfish Inc. We are an organization that specializes in catching all the heartbreakers of the world and letting them know that we are stronger than they are and that we will not stand being hurt, and played, and abused. We are Catfish Inc. and when something smells fishy..." I raise my fist in the air and wait for the audiences response, "WE REEL EM IN FOR THE CATCH". The audience erupts into a thunderous applause as my best friend and partner in crime joins me on stage and we nod, and exit.