I Kicked A Vampire In The Nuts
Lil-Miss-Massacre
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  • Reads 246,262
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  • Parts 25
  • Time 2h 56m
Lil-Miss-Massacre
Complete, First published May 28, 2010
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'It all started on Thursday morning.'

Vampires don't exist. Right? So how was I supposed to know that by accidentally kicking one in the nuts I was going to be changing the course of my life as I knew it.
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