“We are the Creatures of the Creature House. Monsters, as the world calls us; 'Tis but a minor speed bump in our pathway, but yes. We are creatures. As are you, my love.” These words changed my life. I was a normal girl just last night! But all of a sudden, I get kidnapped by some hot guy with a smoldering British accent and an infuriating habit of using terms of endearment, and find myself at this school called the Creature House. Oh, not to mention my back now has wings growing from it and my body is growing more supermodel-like by the hour. And this all began on the eve of my eighteenth birthday. I'm Alice Jane Darcy, and this is my story.
Princess Morgan Annie Spencer. That's my name. I've had it for almost 200 years (certain travels may vary). My sixteenth birthday is in about a two months and I'm bursting at the seems in excitement.
So, what's changed? Oh! I'm an alicorn now. Yeah. That's a whole other mess I don't want to get into. Lilac's ten now, aged slowly by the Traveling. Oh, but she loves it!
It's been nearly five years for me. It's had it's ups and downs. I'm still suffering from the loss of Darcy. I somehow managed to get a boycoltfriend, Bumblebee. He's hiding something from me, and I can't figure it out! I only managed to get him because of a message from Future Morgan, who never lies to me.
Strange things have been happening to me my whole life. It's hard to remember some of them. All I remember for sure is he is trying to ruin my life. He helped turn me human in Equestria. Why can't I remember? Rule Seven says I have to remember everything, and it pisses me off that I forgot!
I'm gonna fix the mess this bastard has caused. I'm gonna find a way to bring Darcy back. I'm gonna get Bumblebee back. I'm gonna win back Lilac's trust. I'm gonna fix all of this.
I Pinkie Promise.