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Reject Me, Regret Me.

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Parts 55
Time 4h 12m

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"Nothing can prepare you for what comes next. You've just got to assume you'll be there to figure it out."

Karissa has a relatively.... normal life.

Well if you consider strangely submissive Alphas, ginger fallen angels, a possibly gay brother, really- REALLY cute vampires, creepy Hungarian dudes with- is that? Is that a mustache? Holy crap that's a - okay, off topic. Really hot- maybe Spanish?-Demons, seriously annoying bitches, pinked haired witches, THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE PUPPY IN THE UNIVERSE, a sarcastic wolf, a fur color unique to her gender THAT APPARENTLY MEANS I GET VIOLATED WHENEVER THE F- calm down, calm down, there might be little kids reading this!, and a little boy who doesn't speak.

What else did I- oh yeah.

I'm- I mean, She's also a werewolf. 

★If you don't like sarcasm and swearing and violence- go away. No, seriously, don't read it. Save yourself★

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