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Reject Me, Regret Me.

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Reads 842,481
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Parts 55
Time 4h 12m

blackwolf comedy crazyplotride demons funny hotguys humor humour lovetriangle mates random rejection sarcasm stubborn vampires war

"Nothing can prepare you for what comes next. You've just got to assume you'll be there to figure it out."

Karissa has a relatively.... normal life.

Well if you consider strangely submissive Alphas, ginger fallen angels, a possibly gay brother, really- REALLY cute vampires, creepy Hungarian dudes with- is that? Is that a mustache? Holy crap that's a - okay, off topic. Really hot- maybe Spanish?-Demons, seriously annoying bitches, pinked haired witches, THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE PUPPY IN THE UNIVERSE, a sarcastic wolf, a fur color unique to her gender THAT APPARENTLY MEANS I GET VIOLATED WHENEVER THE F- calm down, calm down, there might be little kids reading this!, and a little boy who doesn't speak.

What else did I- oh yeah.

I'm- I mean, She's also a werewolf. 

★If you don't like sarcasm and swearing and violence- go away. No, seriously, don't read it. Save yourself★

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On the run by Fl0wer_0f_drkness

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💫 R U N A W A Y 💫 by WoulfTheWolf

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Our Pack

Well as you can guess we're werewolves. And our pack is unlike any other pack, different, unique and strong, well what happens when you test that? never something good. You have to remember were teens, having to fight vampires and other demonic things isn't the only things on our to do list😜 "Im hanna the packs luna and im going to tell you a story, a story of Our Pack." Includes violence, romance, smut, & humor I PROMISE ITS MORE INTERESTING THAN i MAKe IT SOUND, chapters are super long 2