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Reject Me, Regret Me.

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Time 4h 12m

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"Nothing can prepare you for what comes next. You've just got to assume you'll be there to figure it out."

Karissa has a relatively.... normal life.

Well if you consider strangely submissive Alphas, ginger fallen angels, a possibly gay brother, really- REALLY cute vampires, creepy Hungarian dudes with- is that? Is that a mustache? Holy crap that's a - okay, off topic. Really hot- maybe Spanish?-Demons, seriously annoying bitches, pinked haired witches, THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE PUPPY IN THE UNIVERSE, a sarcastic wolf, a fur color unique to her gender THAT APPARENTLY MEANS I GET VIOLATED WHENEVER THE F- calm down, calm down, there might be little kids reading this!, and a little boy who doesn't speak.

What else did I- oh yeah.

I'm- I mean, She's also a werewolf. 

★If you don't like sarcasm and swearing and violence- go away. No, seriously, don't read it. Save yourself★

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Callie's Supernatural Journey ((re-editing)) by awesomepersian

Previously known as: More than just the alphas mate, A playful girl looking for her next step in life but pulled into the world of supernatural creatures. She wasn't searching for love so she would childishly say that boys have cooties. Though this won't last long, as the world throws her mate her way and sits back with an evil smile. Callie has to find herself, along with understanding where she stands in the supernatural world. As a young adult, you must figure yourself out but what if you don't know what you are... let alone who you are. Read about Callie and her adventure, she's more than just the alphas mate. ⚠️Beware: many life lessons will be taught in this story⚠️ Published as completed! Interesting point-> Italian vampire... no need for further explanation this is extremely interesting XD This story is protected by Copyright laws ©, anyone going against those laws will receive severe consequences. ️ #1 in comical! (1st of March 2022) #14 in elemental (5th of May 2022)

Our Pack by hannathecrazyllama

Well as you can guess we're werewolves. And our pack is unlike any other pack, different, unique and strong, well what happens when you test that? never something good. You have to remember were teens, having to fight vampires and other demonic things isn't the only things on our to do list😜 "Im hanna the packs luna and im going to tell you a story, a story of Our Pack." Includes violence, romance, smut, & humor I PROMISE ITS MORE INTERESTING THAN i MAKe IT SOUND, chapters are super long 2

The Bad Boy's Girl by antheas

Disclaimer: A very non-classy humor infused werewolf story. No seriously, the only reason its up and running is for sh!ts and giggles. If you want something slightly more sophisticated, feel welcomed to read my other books. ❇ Imagine this. You are at school everything is peachy fine. You are minding your own business when BOOM a muscular 'wall' crashes into you. What do you do? You freaking insult them until you make them angry as those cartoon figures in the tv where they are beet red and steam pours from there ears! Why, because to you it's the most rational reaction. But what happens if that isn't what they do? You do bump into the wall you do insult them but they look off? Happy? Almost bursting with joy? Then I believe he is a werewolf and your his mate. I mean I didn't do anything wrong! I swear on my best friends! Ok there was that one time! And that other time... Okay! I get it karma is a b*cth. Gah I should of thought about going ape sh*t on the sketchy granny last week... Oh well. °completed° #947 in Werewolf Oct. 19 #674 in Werewolf Oct 21 #532 in Werewolf 1.17.19 #1 in Comedy

My Angel (COMPLETE) by marichatchat

No one reads things like this. Irina only wanted to find love and live happy, with another human. Not whatever was knocking on her window that Christmas night. Has anyone ever seen what it was? Who it was? Is it some creature, distant crazy thing that can't understand people? A species unknown to people? Or... Do they live among us? Live in our shadows, know every secret we have. Do they make the noises in the alley we hear at night? ꨄ❦ꨄ❦ꨄ➪ ✨there are some dirty jokes and some spicy moments and goofy and rare insults. There might even be some dark humor, please read with caution. There is also a lot of death. And ✨✨✨sexual moves✨✨✨ A majority of the characters are based off of real people so please don't hate unless they genuinely do or say something bad. I hope this is the story that gets successful. And I'm only 16 (now 17) and been writing for only a few years so please give constructive criticism and not hate. I just want to write the best I can. I'm good at poems if y'all wanna give me some ideas. I'm genuinely proud of this story. Please give me a chance. It took a year to write and is my hope and joy.😁 used to be named 'Two Broken Peas in a Pod'

Have Faith: Life and Times of a Glorious Asshole by iamtotallydeadpool

Screw the cliche stories about heroes and villains. Here's a story narrated by someone else. A smartass. The Anti-Hero. Rude, selfish, and arrogant, Ace Johanna Araya isn't your typical hero. Optimistic, wisecracking, and friendly, she isn't your typical villain, either. After loosing herself in a life of crime; Ace makes the mistake of breaking into the wrong house and ends up under the same roof as a bunch of virtuous Do-Gooders who hunt the supernatural. Of course, she thinks she's just using them for a free place to stay. Little does she know, they're about to get her involved in a lot more than she bargained for. Of course, every story needs its villains, so, two seductively sassy vampires and a sadistic, ageless entity of evil who promises to end life as we know it (no surprise there) come into the mix. Ace will find herself struggling to determine where exactly the line between Good and Evil lies, all the while spewing random innuendos, cracking terrible jokes, and making pop culture references. This is going to be a mess. Inspired by things such as: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Supernatural, John Dies at the End, Constantine, Odd Thomas, Mean Girls, From Dusk Till Dawn, and Deadpool WARNING: The Narrator in this book (Ace) is an egotistical, insensitive, and selfish person. Even the more serious parts will have some comedic input from her and she can tend to be a bit abrasive or offensive. This is, after all, an anti-hero's point of view. This book contains characters of different ethnic backgrounds, races, and sexual orientations. A few will have mental and/or social disorders. So, keep an open mind.

Scarlett ...Can't Be Tamed by JeniRaeD

What happens when you grow up wearing clothes that are too small or way too big, or wear hand me down clothes passed on from family, get teased by your peers all throughout your school years, to have the boys tease you because you wear glasses, or wear braces, or because you didn't fill out on top in high school? You even had boys ask you out on dates or invited to the high school dance, only for them to not show up and you see them with another girl.... they considered her a nerd, a tomboy, a loser.... So what happens? You get Scarlett..... After graduation she became a girl that was determined to show she wasn't the nerd or loser they thought she was, that she wasn't this ugly girl they so claimed that she was. She filled out, she was beautiful, and for years she worked on having that perfect body to show those boys what they missed out on. She became a stripper, she was now 25 years old and was out to go after all the guys that made fun of her. She wanted to make them pay somehow, have them go after her, make them take her home, have her way with them and then tell them who she is. She's out for revenge... men try to change her and then realize that she won't change until she runs into the one man she always had a crush on that hurt her the most. Can he change her? After all she can't be tamed, but can she? credit for cover made by: https://selfpubbookcovers.com/kshipley

Wrong Place, Wrong Time ✔️ by BlueStarrySky1

When life gives you lemons, throw it back and demand chocolate. '"Sweet baby Satan!" I screamed, accidentally gaining the attention of the murderers. Act natural, Arya. "Did you just shoot them?!" I mentally face-palmed. So much for acting natural, "Why did you do that? Holy cheese balls that's a lot of blood." I swallowed, willing my legs to do something goddammit. But they refused to cooperate. ' Arya McKenzie is a bright seventeen year old with a knack of getting into trouble. Her only friend is her younger brother. One day, Arya was walking home- completely soaked- when she decides to take a shortcut through an alleyway. Bad idea. She sees five scary boys kill three other slightly-less-scary men. Instead of running away or screaming like a normal person, she begins to ramble to said five scary boys. Instead of letting her go, however, they kidnap her. Rude. Join Arya as she navigates through a world of skittles, llamas and finding help in the most unexpected places. "I know I'm gorgeous but no need to stare. If you want an autograph, just ask." She was the girl who was in the Wrong Place at the Wrong Time Features: @humor DiverseLit reading list @humor Ambassador's Monthly Picks Sept 2024

Silence Will Kill by GearsDaughter

Years of planning and hiding. The boy who once feared many is now the one that many fear. He has destroyed clans and pack that stand in his way. He is still on the run from the man who destroyed his humanity. His father a vampire. His mother a mortal. And there is the little boy who was the offspring of both, vampire and mortal hybrid. With this said he was more human than monster like his father. But his father found jealousy in the humane way of his son. One night he changed his sons from mortal to immortal. His son woke with the urge to kill and his mother was in his room at the wrong moment in time. The boy ended up murdering his own flesh and blood as he stared at his crimson red hands. His father stood over him with a sadistic smile as he reached down and grabbed his son by the throat. He threw his son at the wall. He beat him to the point where the boy wanted death. His father unwillingly gave the boy a choice. The boy felt lost and hopeless. Then the day came on his sixteenth birthday and the boy fought back and ran. He ran. And ran. He never wanted to look back. He never wanted to be taken advantage of again. He never wanted to be silent. As he stopped in the center of the forest and was surrounded by massive werewolves he grinned. "Silence will kill."

The Alpha's Mate by curlylovee_

"I'm not good enough for you." I say to him. He looks at me and wipes the tears from my cheeks. "You're more than enough for me." I start to shake my head but he holds my face to make me look at him. "Listen to me, I may not know you but I can already tell that you're gonna be the death of me. You're so beautiful, sexy and gorgeous. I need you. We need you." I know he's talking about him and his wolf. But I don't know. Should I stay with him? Or help him out and reject him? For Karisma life was rather torture or boring. Nothing particularly exciting or interesting happened to her. Except that she gets bullied everyday because of her appearance. She is the alphas beautiful daughter. But when she finds out that her mate is the guy that every girl wants, she thinks about rejecting him. For Damian, he is excited to meet his mate. He is the sexy, popular, bad ass guy in school. What happens when he finds out that his mate doesn't want him ? Karisma's life just got more interesting.

Monster: A Werewolf Romance by krystlelight

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Callie's Supernatural Journey ((re-editing))

Previously known as: More than just the alphas mate, A playful girl looking for her next step in life but pulled into the world of supernatural creatures. She wasn't searching for love so she would childishly say that boys have cooties. Though this won't last long, as the world throws her mate her way and sits back with an evil smile. Callie has to find herself, along with understanding where she stands in the supernatural world. As a young adult, you must figure yourself out but what if you don't know what you are... let alone who you are. Read about Callie and her adventure, she's more than just the alphas mate. ⚠️Beware: many life lessons will be taught in this story⚠️ Published as completed! Interesting point-> Italian vampire... no need for further explanation this is extremely interesting XD This story is protected by Copyright laws ©, anyone going against those laws will receive severe consequences. ️ #1 in comical! (1st of March 2022) #14 in elemental (5th of May 2022)