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Don't Whistle Past the Graveyard

Jagermeanshunter

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Reads 67,733
Votes 7,750
Parts 94
Time 20h 17m

Jagermeanshunter

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Survival is all about rules. It's really very simple.

Follow the rules and maybe you last just a little bit longer than most other people.

These rules are harsh. They are cruel and unforgiving.

You might not like them. Hell, you may hate them, but the fact is you must listen to them.

I don't really care if you think that's too hard. I don't care if you believe me and I don't care if you think I'm just being a hard-ass. Go right ahead, think that if you must. 

The rules still stand.

Sit there and deny all you want. If you think you can do it better than me that's fine, just don't come looking for sympathy when things go south because you didn't follow the rules.

Looking at you I already have my reservations. I just get this feeling that you aren't going to even listen to the rules.

But I'm tired of watching people die of stupidity so I'm going to teach them to you anyway.

Listen to my story, I'm only going to tell it once.

Then, you can follow the rules if you want to.

***This story contains strong language and some sexual references but nothing explicit***

Copyright © 2017All Rights Reserved

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Two devils. One throne. The Reaper was owed a bride. Too bad she'd danced with death long before he arrived. Vayana Rossetti discovered her fate the same way all daughters of powerful men did: through a signature that wasn't hers. A single stroke of a pen sealed her future, decided by ruthless men who viewed her as little more than currency in their deadly game. She ran, desperate to escape the empire's merciless grip and the terrifying man whose name haunted every nightmare. But running only delayed the inevitable. To save their empire from ruin, the Rossettis needed to fulfill their promise. And so, faced with annihilation, they found a replacement: a girl with no family, no past, no identity. An expendable pawn who could be shaped into the perfect daughter. They believed their plan was foolproof. They couldn't have been more wrong. Because when you bargain with the devil, you overlook one critical detail: He already owns the soul you're offering. They labeled her innocent. Weak. Easy prey. But lambs don't willingly enter the wolf's den - and wolves rarely recognize the trap until it's sprung. She signed the devil's deal willingly, ready to remind him she was forged from the same darkness he thrived in. Two devils. One twisted game. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. And that's exactly what makes it so much fun.

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Two devils. One throne. The Reaper was owed a bride. Too bad she'd danced with death long before he arrived. Vayana Rossetti discovered her fate the same way all daughters of powerful men did: through a signature that wasn't hers. A single stroke of a pen sealed her future, decided by ruthless men who viewed her as little more than currency in their deadly game. She ran, desperate to escape the empire's merciless grip and the terrifying man whose name haunted every nightmare. But running only delayed the inevitable. To save their empire from ruin, the Rossettis needed to fulfill their promise. And so, faced with annihilation, they found a replacement: a girl with no family, no past, no identity. An expendable pawn who could be shaped into the perfect daughter. They believed their plan was foolproof. They couldn't have been more wrong. Because when you bargain with the devil, you overlook one critical detail: He already owns the soul you're offering. They labeled her innocent. Weak. Easy prey. But lambs don't willingly enter the wolf's den - and wolves rarely recognize the trap until it's sprung. She signed the devil's deal willingly, ready to remind him she was forged from the same darkness he thrived in. Two devils. One twisted game. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. And that's exactly what makes it so much fun.