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Don't Whistle Past the Graveyard

Jagermeanshunter

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Reads 67,728
Votes 7,750
Parts 94
Time 20h 17m

Jagermeanshunter

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Survival is all about rules. It's really very simple.

Follow the rules and maybe you last just a little bit longer than most other people.

These rules are harsh. They are cruel and unforgiving.

You might not like them. Hell, you may hate them, but the fact is you must listen to them.

I don't really care if you think that's too hard. I don't care if you believe me and I don't care if you think I'm just being a hard-ass. Go right ahead, think that if you must. 

The rules still stand.

Sit there and deny all you want. If you think you can do it better than me that's fine, just don't come looking for sympathy when things go south because you didn't follow the rules.

Looking at you I already have my reservations. I just get this feeling that you aren't going to even listen to the rules.

But I'm tired of watching people die of stupidity so I'm going to teach them to you anyway.

Listen to my story, I'm only going to tell it once.

Then, you can follow the rules if you want to.

***This story contains strong language and some sexual references but nothing explicit***

Copyright © 2017All Rights Reserved

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Static

{COMPLETED} "now that you've had your fun electrocuting me, would you care to hop in the backseat?" ---------------------------------------------------------- Freak DNA. That's what I like to call it. The fault to my genetic code. More often than not, it's a curse. The static running through my blood gave me a name. A cruel, daunting label of a measly bug. A roach. That's what I am to them, to the government. Roach; the nameless monster with electricity for a sense and lightening as a second nature. It ruined my life, the sparking currents playing tag in my mind, running around and bumping into everything, shaking me loose. The government, actually. They ruined my life. My curse just gave them a reason. You see, the normal population with ordinary DNA, they don't know about the people like me. The roaches of the world. We don't get that kind of recognition at the camps. There, we are only one thing in the military's eyes. We are weapons and we will act like it. Everyone else out there, bathing in the goodness they don't know they've got, they don't know about the roaches their stepping on. As long as their getting closer to the sky, they don't care what they stand on to reach it. They don't know about the sparkling dreamer that's killed 7 people before her 17th birthday. They don't about the ghost of a girl peaking around corners for her entire life because even home wasn't safe. They don't know about the fighter of steel and iron sucking on his bloody lip courtesy of the wars he battles in as nothing but a shadow. They don't know about the masked villain who would do anything to see the army they lead claim the throne They don't know about us. But they will, because we will rise. And when we arrive, we will arrive violently. ___________________________________________ Started: 10.06.15 Finished: 3.17.16