Letters to Mediocrity (and Other Such Men)
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Last published Tue, Aug 8, 2017
I can't say I loved you all, but I certainly have remembered you.
In a myriad of ways you have each affected me, endlessly disappointing me in the most hilarious and heartbreaking of manners. From Face Tattoo, who enthusiastically regaled me with stories of his most recent stabbing over spaghetti, to Mr. Miami, the well-travelled consultant in midlife crisis, you have all proven to be impressively underwhelming.
Who says romance is dead?
In this tell-all collection of stories written in the format of letters, a teenage girl recalls the details of every guy she's ever dated, crushed on, or otherwise hooked up with.
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