"That Thing" A Retelling Of Comey Opening Statement (DonaldXComey Fan Fiction)
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James Comey is the director of the FBI and has done his job well for many years. But now, a new president is in town. Donald. J. Trump. When he's invited to a group dinner with Trump, thing take an unexpected turn. So do his other 7 subsequent conversations with him. How will this effect James's job? Can he help Donald (or as James lovingly calls him DJ) obstruct justice? How will the dinner end? These questions and so many more will be answered in "That Thing".
ps Alternative Title "Grab 'Em By the Heart"
All inspiration from this story comes from a Steven Colbert monologue and James Comey's opening statement.
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