The MacKenzie Problem

I have a problem. Not a little, oh no I just chipped a nail problem (or though that can be devastating, especially just before a night out). No this is a big momma size problem. A problem that is referred to not so fondly as the 'Death Sentence'. A problem that if not solved could not only destroy my career but could actually cause the whole universe to erupt...okay maybe not that big. But do you get it! I have a problem. Now I just have to figure out how I can fix it...