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How Am I Going To Be An Optimist About This?
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Ongoing, First published Jun 09, 2017
Mature
The morning after Dan and Kyle return from a drunken party, they are hung over as hell and they wake up to the sound of a crying baby. They eventually find a baby in their bathtub with a note.

Where did it come from? How did he get there? Who's baby is this?
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