Random One-shots

"R chu got nothin 2 dos?!?!?! Gud, cause chu cans reads dis shitz!! All da shitz r here!! Reads now?? H bou nooowww?? It's stubits intra, I naw."

(I'm writing this out of complete boredom, since I have nothing better to do nowadays. But yea, a random thing . . . Welp . . . Don't die while reading this . . . Plez.)