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have you ever wandered if there is someone more stupid than ,you well there is check out this tweet and you will consider yourself the most intelligent person aliveAll Rights Reserved

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Unknown number: Heyyyyyyyyyy! Bestie 😘 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍♥️💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💟❣️ Merida: The fuck? Who is this??? And did you just send all the heart emojis you could find 🙂? Unknown number: Noe♥️ Merida: I really don't think I am your bestie! Please kindly, fuck off 🖕 Merida Hamilton. A 'simple average' highschool girl! What happens when an unknown number texts her on one of the sleepless night. Is this a new love story? Or just a new heartbreak on the way? A drunk dial that changed two lives!! ~ Highschool romance ~ Daily updates (Now completed) ~ Short chapters ~ Some drama!!! ~ It's cliché

Have you ever found yourself trapped in a situation, where you disregards the what ifs and just allow yourself to get lost in the moment? To risk it all and just enjoy whatever the night has in store for you, despite the fact you know that once the sentiments vanish and the adrenaline comes to end, you may regret it? But, knowing that you're going to have the time of your life and create a memory that will be remembered until the end of time, so you simply say fuck it and worry about the consequences later....?? All Rights Reserved To @Re_eka

Unknown Number: I buried the body. What now? Me: Umm...what? Unknown Number: Ah shit. Sorry, wrong number! Could you like...delete that message? Me: Will the police be able to track it back to me if i don't? Unknown Number: ...yes. Me: Ok. Deleted. Bye. [Completed] Cover by @daisybrowser

Alternate Battle for Dream Island by GoodDysfunctional

What if BFDI was written by someone dumb?

When a girl got stood up by her supposed date and decided to give him a piece of her mind through a text message, but when she pressed send, it was sent to a wrong number. And what if the person she accidentally sent the message responded to her text?

Eve: I get that some friendships aren't supposed to last forever. I was naive to think my best friend since 1st grade would always be there for me. But you fucking my ex was a bitch move. Hope you like my sloppy seconds. 😊 Unknown Number: I think you have the wrong number... Eve: So now you're just going to pretend you did nothing wrong? Fuck you, Taylor. Unknown Number: My name is definitely not Taylor... But here's a picture of a donut I'm eating to help you feel better :) *File Attachment* Eve: Shit... <~~~~~~~~~~> ~Published on March 14, 2020~ ~Completed on May 7, 2020~

❝Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.❞ ❝That would be you.❞ ❝You're a smooth motherfucker, aren't you?❞ In which Nico desperately needs advice and finds a payphone, but he has nobody to call. And then the payphone rings. And Nico answers. And over a series of phone calls with a witty, feisty female, Nico falls in love. But sometimes, God likes to fuck it up a bit. Just for shits and giggles. ---------- Copyright © 2018 by Sierra Soriano. All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

If you want a laugh and don't mind HUGE GRAMMAR MISTAKES, READ ON YAY IT'S #1 In the dumb category and honor for me😂

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"i couldn't stay a day without you so why are you not doing the same?" this will be a smut kinda if you don't like it DON'T READT

Drunk Dialed

Unknown number: Heyyyyyyyyyy! Bestie 😘 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍♥️💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💟❣️ Merida: The fuck? Who is this??? And did you just send all the heart emojis you could find 🙂? Unknown number: Noe♥️ Merida: I really don't think I am your bestie! Please kindly, fuck off 🖕 Merida Hamilton. A 'simple average' highschool girl! What happens when an unknown number texts her on one of the sleepless night. Is this a new love story? Or just a new heartbreak on the way? A drunk dial that changed two lives!! ~ Highschool romance ~ Daily updates (Now completed) ~ Short chapters ~ Some drama!!! ~ It's cliché

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