in a world where you had once believed nothing could bring you ecstasy, you met a man: donald trump. lowercase intended. profanity. smut warning. may contain slurs. also: this book is a joke. it's. a. joke. if i catch any one of you putting your political opinions in the comments, that's an instant block. you're here to read trump smut, and that's what you're gonna get. debate somewhere else. thanks booboo. - kate