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When Love Hurts | Dramione - COMPLETED
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Harry Potter One Shots [x Reader]
Uploading all my Harry Potter fan fiction from my Tumblr @wnterwidows. I give no permission to repost any of my work.Lengkap
Harry Potter Fanfiction Reviews
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HP: Next Gen Instagram
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A Young Wizard's Journey - Goblet of Fire
And so, with our last tale coming to a close your relationship is blooming, friendships are on the mend and your timetable is back to a manageable affair. Sure, some things didn't go to plan... okay, a lot of things didn't go to plan but that's part of the process now. You're trained, you're ready. And just in time Within the depths of the darkness lurk a new group. One that hasn't made it's presence known in the wizarding world for decades, and it's after your head this time. Not the boy who lived. You're several years ahead of your peers and your training from Remus has made you one of the most dangerous wizards of your year. Able to keep up with some fully grown. But will it be enough? Our fourth tale brings on some of Y/N's deadliest challenges. The Triwizard Tournament, The Quidditch World Cup and, Lord Voldemort's elite guardLengkap
Harry Potter Jokes
Welcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^Lengkap
Isn't It Confusing? | HP | NEXT GEN TIME-TRAVEL AU ✔
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Forever & Always
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I Want to be Your First Choice, Harry Potter
Gabriella is an interesting student who was sorted into Gryffindor house at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Her best friend ever since first year has been Harry Potter, aka the chosen one. They are really the perfect duo, she's the smarts and he's the bravery, of course they both have their moments when they switch traits. They are now both fifteen and going into their fifth year at school. Gabriella's always known she had feelings for Harry but now they're much stronger, it's more than just a little crush. Plus they are both at the age where it would be appropriate to start having serious relationships and that is something that definitely sounds appealing to Gabriella. However she is far too nervous to tell Harry how she feels, and swears she never will but once he starts to show interest in someone else Gabriella begins to gain a bit of courage. This is a Harry PotterxOc story. It is also my first story I've ever written! Disclaimer: there will not be any smut in this story, I do not feel comfortable writing about that and I assume some of the readers would not be comfortable with reading that. Full credit to J.K Rowling for most of the characters although I do have some of my own. #1-bestfriendstolovers 1/27/21 #1-thechosenone 1/27/21 #2-hpff 1/27/21Lengkap
Fandom Jokes
What the title says... ...except... DISCLAIMER!!! Views expressed in this book are my own. Nothing is meant offensively. If you don't find it funny, don't read it.Lengkap
Travel Through Time
A classic plot line. You know the story: When James Potter steals a time turner from his dad, Harry Potter's office, and breaks it, he send himself, Lily, Albus, Victorie, Rose and Hugo back to 1995. With the next generation meeting their young parents and all the people who died, what will happen? Just how exactly does their family try and get the time travelers back?A Next Generation Time Travel Story. Okay. So yeah, classic story. But with a twist. What if someone remembered the trip? DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING! Everything is the wonderful J. K. Rowling, except for the plot. It's a overused plot line, but still good for a read and laugh.Lengkap
forever and always +hp
❝𝖶𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋?❞ 𝖺𝗌𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗒 𝗉𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋. ❝𝖨𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗎𝗌 𝗍𝗈, 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌❞ 𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗒/𝗇 𝗅/𝗇. 𝖳𝗐𝗈 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗇𝖾𝗂𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝖿𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝗂𝗍. •ɴᴏ sᴍᴜᴛ •ғʟᴜғғ •ᴀɴɢsᴛ 𝗖𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗯𝘆 𝗺𝗲 !! *I do not own harry potter*Lengkap
Spirals || Mattheo Riddle
"I was reaching for stars that didn't exist, caught up in the fantasies born of willful hope. I threw myself in the path of fate because I wanted to be swept away." ... We do stupid, stupid things in the name of those we love. We dedicate ourselves to false promises and we hope that in the end, it all turns out alright. I was never the kind of person who jumped into things without thinking about the consequences. I never dreamed of what could come from some silly mistakes. Two new students come for their 6th year at Hogwarts. Neither of them particularly want to be there. What havoc could a witch and a dark wizard bring to the year? As they both become frustratingly curious about each other, things fall in place that might never have occurred if they had just never met. ... So I started this book because I was bored, and now it's kind of my life accomplishment weirdly enough. It's not perfect and definitely not what it started out as but this fic has parts of my heart and soul in it and I'm proud of how far it's come. Contains toxic but also lovable Mattheo Riddle and an emotionally relatable mc. !!!Finished updating but still doing some editing!!! *WARNING* Contains violence, sexual content, swearing, mentions of abuse, death and possibly more. *I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters, Mattheo Riddle belongs to @yasmineamara, I only own my own characters. Happy readingLengkap
Harry Potter Next Generation
Ever wanted facts, one shots and headcannons on your favourite next generation Harry Potter? What they do? They're Hobbie? They're fears? They're best friends and favourite cousins? They're life's after Hogwarts? Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters you are familiar with or pictures they belong to J.K Rowling and the Internet.Lengkap
The Un-Cliché Time Travel of 2020
Instead of a very cliché NextGen go back in time to OotP Gimmauld Place and do the same thing like in every fic like that, this one will take you on a cliché-free road, where in every step of the way you'll be thinking, "What's gonna happen next?" *** Highest Rankings: #15 - albusseveruspotter #19 - nextgen #175 - jamessiriuspotter *** I know this isn't that good, but I'm not going to edit it (anymore) so I can look back and think, "Wow, this is bad. So glad I improved!" =)Lengkap
Friends to lovers {scorbus story}
First I want to make it clear I DO NOT own the cover I found it on google!! ❤️❤️ I have Dislexia and English isn't my first language so I'm sorry about any Grammer mistakes and anything like that! ❤️❤️ Albus and Scorpius, Scorpius and Albus, two best friends since their begging of Hogwarts what happens when one comes out as gay and realizes who they love? What happens when the other starts to feel the same? Read to find out! Sorry I'm horrible at description!!! ❤️❤️ ⚠️I want to give shout out's to⚠️ • of course the main shout out is to J.K. Rowling for making the wizarding world and for making most of the chapters! • the creator of the cover (if you know who made it let me know and I'll give them a proper shout out!) • @ravenclaw_bird22 on Instagram for always supporting me! • @dupuis_20 on Instagram for inspiration and support!! • @prins_the_dog on Instagram because why the hell not do a self promotion?! • @gryffinpuffgirl on Instagram because again why Not do a self promotion?! ❤️❤️ ⚠️there will be mention of⚠️ • gay • scorbus (of course!) • smut (maybe hasn't been decided) • fluff • Friends • love • curse words • homophobic words ⚠️best rankings out of 200 = 13/08/2020⚠️ • albusseveruspotter = 2 • potterfamily = 19Lengkap
Harry Potter and the Deal with Death
Everyone believes Harry Potter's life to be over. They couldn't be further from the truth. In fact, his life is only just beginning. [THIS IS TECHNICALLY NOT COMPLETE] This is a Harry goes back to his younger self fic, cause unfortunately my brain has decided that those are the best kind of fic. ⚠️Trigger/Content Warnings⚠️ -Mentions of suicide -Suicide attempt -Talk of depression -Graphic description of gore -Probably other stuff too Be careful out there, my friends. ‼️Any part of this fic can be rewritten or reposted with or without credit. Do whatever you want, no need for permission.‼️Lengkap
"This is all your bloody fault, Malfoy." When an accidental spell throws Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy back in time to the Marauder's era, they are forced to work together to save everyone from a potentially fatal time mishap. But one run-in with Lily Evans and the Marauders changes it all: suddenly, Hermione and Draco are fake-dating, and to make matters worse, a prophecy is issued that names the two as the only hope to defeat the Dark Lord. Will they be able to set aside their differences before Voldemort takes over - this time maybe for forever? Or will the Gryffindor Princess and Slytherin Prince be the ultimate demise of everyone? Disclaimer: All rights go to JK Rowling. HR: #2 | 5/15/2018 | harrypotter #1 | 2/7/19 | hermionegranger #1 | 9/16/2018 | dramione #1 | 10/21/18 | dracomalfoy #1 | 5/8/2018 | jamespotter #1 | 5/9/2018 | siriusblack #1 | 7/9/2019 | wattpride #1 | 12/4/2020 | lilyevans #2 | 8/9/2018 | remuslupin #2 | 5/1/2020 | time #6 | 8/4/2018 | friendship Cover: No idea who took the pic, please DM if you know! hi so I wrote this as like a CHILD sorry feel free to enjoy tho LMAOO
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