The worst thing ever written

Warning// this is the dumbest thing I've written since my sportarobbie fanfics. This contains dumb shit like CU on a stripper pole or something like that idk im going with whatever I feel like, which would be not writing this at all but I made my buddy draw art of her son(CU) as a cowboy stripper so might as well do something I hate to do as well. So, without further ado, an awfully written captain underpants(Cap or CU) x the Oncler fanfic. (god strike me dead, please just do it)