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The Dildo's Journal

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Yea,so here is my journal,where I write random shit,and maybe some art?? 

This book can get offensive just to warn youAll Rights Reserved

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Stolen Passion by inlovewithmilfsx

Elizabeth Olsen, one of the new professors at the highschool. She's a beautiful and intelligent woman in her mid thirties. She's a strict and cold woman in class. Isabel Reyes, one of the popular girls in school. Confident and with a curious mind, outgoing and never one to back away from a challenge. Teacher x student 18 years difference WLW

The Maid's Forbidden Love /Tk/ by taekook_aura

"Are you mad? Do you want to die?" he snapped. I just stood there, staring at him. He was tall, dressed well, and looked annoyed. "Hey! Are you deaf? Say something!" he said again, this time stepping closer. "Why did you stop?" I finally whispered, my voice shaking. " Why didn't you kill me? I don't want to live..." My words broke into sob. "Why would you say that? Why do you want to die?" he asked. --- Contains •smut •mpreg ( depends on ) HAPPY ENDING 🔝 TAEHYUNG ⬇️ JUNGKOOK 🕊️ I hope you will like the story of MAID'S FORBIDDEN LOVE

In DxD with Sign-In System! by Dragon155913

Transmigrated into DxD World-Kuoh Town, Hibari Kyoya. an average student, spent 18 agonizing years in the world fully aware of the dangers, knowing he is utterly powerless in a world of gods and monsters, Until... [Ding! Sign-In System loading... 20%... 50%... 80%... 100%.] Destiny, it seems.. has a cruel sense of humor. A [Sign-In System], long overdue, finally bursts to life within him, offering a chance at survival, a chance at power... [Ding! Congratulations! You have received the Rainbow-Grade Gift Bag!] ... He then started completing System's tasks, accumulating even greater rewards. [Ding! Task completed. Reward: Perfect Rumble-Rumble Fruit (Weakness to water Removed).] [Ding! Task completed. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Flying Thunder God Technique!]

The Brink of Minds | Tim Bradford by writer_daydreamerr

❝The way you're looking at me right now makes me wonder where you want me.❞ stolen glances, hushed whispers, teasing breaths, lingering touches. 𝘖𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙚, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. ─ tim bradford x fem!oc ─ the rookie; s1 ~ s6 ─ SLOW-burn, flirting, ANGST, some spice ─ frequent updates!! ⊱ ──────── ➤ ──────── ⊰

I, Konoha's Sage of Life by GodDragcell

Kanda Kyoichi transmigrated to Konoha and became a temporary instructor at the Ninja Academy. Fortunately, he awakened the Mentor System. By teaching others, he could earn rewards. Thus began Kyoichi's career as a "teacher" in the ninja world. Shisui: "Sensei's unique interpretation of the Will of Fire has given the Uchiha Clan a true sense of direction!" Asuma: "The essence of the jade lies in protecting the people, with the advanced leading the way for the less experienced. Only then can Konoha become stronger!" Kakashi: "He's my life mentor. He transformed Konoha!" ... Years later, in the memoirs of Kyoichi, now the Hokage, he wrote: "I honestly just wanted to be a life mentor!"

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𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 - aib, chishiya by mazewriterrr

For 𝐘𝐔𝐙𝐔𝐊𝐈 𝐁𝐀𝐘𝐀, all worlds contain dangerous elements- though she might even be safer in the Borderlands; the laws she broke don't apply here. 𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐎̄ 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐘𝐀 knows about her actions all too well. He's not interested in redemption, yet something about her piques his curiosity. Perhaps the fact that her illegal activities affected him on a daily basis. Once they enter the Borderlands, they pretend not to know each other. But both of them are always keeping a sharp eye out. Waiting for the other to crack. Waiting, maybe, for the moment they lose a game. 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 - a vision seen in sleep; a dream Chishiya x OC Alice In Borderland

Witch Hunt: Reincarnated as Petunia Evans by LittleEmberLou

Petunia falls and gets some sense knocked into her. Now armed with the memories of her last life she tackles this one with new gusto. Just one problem, she's read so many fanfictions that she can't quite remember what's cannon and what isn't. Sure she knows the basics but that's about it. All well, she'll figure it out. First things first, time to make some money by selling stories! What do you mean she can't, she'd only eleven? Na, she was in university last life. Nothing like sending your work in under a pen name... or three... Surely no body will find out she's the author of not one, not two, but three successful romance series. Surely... *Smirks* We now have a discord!! https://discord.gg/hJ4NjRZrXv Loosely inspired by the anime 'My Next Life As a Villainess' Petunia x Severus Lily x Remus

FURY'S LEGACY | Xaden Riorson ! by rinaswriting13

In the hallowed halls of Basgiath War College, where dragon riders are forged, a new cadet emerges: Seraphina Draven. With a fiery temper and unparalleled combat skills, Seraphina is determined to carve her own path, even as whispers of her parents' roles in the Tyrrish Rebellion echo through the corridors. As a first-year student alongside Violet Sorrengail, Seraphina must navigate the treacherous dynamics of the college, all while concealing her deep connection to Xaden Riorson, the enigmatic leader of the marked ones. Bound by a shared past and a love that defies the scars of their lineage, Seraphina and Xaden face challenges that threaten not only their bond but the very fabric of their world. --- NEW CHAPTERS out every friday, sunday and saturday! STARTED - 24.1.2025. fourth wing (act one) finished -16.3.2025 iron flame (act two) - ongoing onyx storm (act three) - NOT STARTED FINISHED -

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Stolen Passion

Elizabeth Olsen, one of the new professors at the highschool. She's a beautiful and intelligent woman in her mid thirties. She's a strict and cold woman in class. Isabel Reyes, one of the popular girls in school. Confident and with a curious mind, outgoing and never one to back away from a challenge. Teacher x student 18 years difference WLW