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You Gotta Be Killin' Me

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"Shouldn't you be shooting or strangling me right now?"    

"How could I possibly do that when you look so damn irresistible?"   

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Rose Karakov has just been named the world's most successful assassin, and she's anything but happy. Almost every other assassin, even her coworkers, want her dead so they can claim her throne as the best. She's stressed and paranoid, but all that is relieved at the least expected time and because of the least expected of all people! Shawn Roskow, assassin from a competing organization. She falls for him fast and hard, but what happens when he's assigned as her next mission and vise versa. They don't see how they could kill each other because when they're together sparks fly and it's not from any explosives...yet.  They truly are a match made in hell.All Rights Reserved

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BAD (Book 1) by AuthorWho6487

*COMPLETED* "Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?" I just rolled my eyes. Maya Prescott is a girl who has an amazing ability to fight. But she doesn't like to boast about it. But one night when her friend bets her a hundred bucks that she can't defeat an undefeated champ. She'll take that risk. Xander Damon was an undefeated champ in an underground fighting rink. But he is a guy who got his ass whooped by a girl. He loves useing very cheesy pick-up lines and eating Wendy's. He immediately knows that Maya is the one for him. But he doesn't want to drag her into the world of violence and death. Will Xander do anything to protect Maya? Will Maya return his feelings back?

AGENT W | ✓ by Minna_A2

❝ A sniper doesn't always need a partner, they just need someone to give the signal. ❞ Going solo gave you a lot to ponder on, especially given a mission that isolated you from your daily life of sniping up dozens of armed agents per hour. A change to braids and glasses wouldn't be too bad for one mission. Just follow the girl, keep an eye on the girl, and continue for two years. Simple. Throw in assassins? Simple. Throw in traitors? Simple. Throw in a baby? Simple. Throw in poison? Simple. Throw in intruders? Simple. Throw in love? E R R O R . Check twice before messing with the quiet and the nerds. Because the nerds will become future hackers, and the quiet will become undercover agents. ❝ Game over. ❞ _ ★ Previously Featured on Wattpad's Official ROMANCE Account | Dangerous Love ★ [ Highest Rank #1 in Action - 4:01:18 ] [ Highest Rank #1 in Action - 3:25:18 ] [ Highest Rank #1 in Action - 3:19:18 ] ♕ ♡ [ Highest Rank #1 in Action - 2:25:18 ] [ #3 in Action - 2:24:18 ] [ #4 in Action - 2:23:18 ] [ #5 in Action - 2:21:18 ] [ #6 in Action - 2:19:18 ] [ #7 in Action - 2:18:18 ] [ #8 in Action - 2:16:18 ] [ #9 in Action - 2:15:18 ] [ #11 in Action - 2:12:18 ] [ #12 in Action - 2:09:18 ] [ #13 in Action - 2:07:18 ] [ #24 in Action - 2:04:18 ] [ #25 in Action - 2:01:18 ] [ #39 in Action - 1:30:18 ] [ #47 in Action - 1:29:18 ] [ #56 in Action - 1:13:18 ] [ #119 in Action - 1:12:18 ] [ #148 in Action - 8:21:17 ] _ - Credits to @lilsahun for the wonderful cover - _ 07.01.17 - 06.18.18 // unedited version //

The Other Guy (BoyxBoy) ✔️ by geekiechicforall13

"I walked over to where Aaron was sitting on the ground, kneeling so that I was face-to-face with him. He was wearing a blank expression on his face so I guess he didn't really care if I kissed him or not. I took in a deep breath before taking his face in both of my hands and swooping down to kiss him. At first, I was so nervous I didn't realize that we were already kissing but after a few moments, I realized how soft his lips felt on my own. Before I can register it I felt him moving against me. I would have gotten off of him but I realize that he wasn't moving to get away from me. No, He was moving his lips against mine." °°°°° Aiden Moore isn't extraordinary. He has average looks, he is OK with sports, and his only strong point is that he is smart (although that doesn't mean much to his fellow classmates). And, of course, his virgin ass has never had a girlfriend, let alone a crush. It seemed as if he would never find someone. That was until he met her, Scarlett Hale. She was the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Kind, sweet, and one of the few people with a higher GPA then him, she was amazing and Aiden imagined that she would be all his. Once Aiden gets rid of her boyfriend, Aaron Tyler. The most annoying guy you will ever meet, Aiden gags just thinking about him. The man is smoking hot and makes Aiden's dreams of getting the girl to seem very impossible. So what would happen if Aiden gets involved with the wrong person? Will Aiden get the girl? Will he fall short? Or will he fall into the arms of a guy who is in love with the girl he loves? _______________________________________ WARNING: First book EVER! The best part about this book is that it has some funny bits and introduces you to characters I use for a while. But, if you don't like the writing, please consider one of my newer works 😊 Started: May 10, 2016 Completed: September 2016

Precious Sins by Impulsive_Queen

Part of the 'The Cost of Blood' Collection. From the same universe as 'Bound by my blood'. This can be read as a stand-alone. ---- "You act like you're indestructible, but you're not." "Guess you'd know best, huh?" ---- Elisa Regina Thomas was born into the spotlight, constantly under the watchful eye of the world due to her powerful family. To everyone, she's just another privileged child in the long lineage of the Castillo family-a spoiled heiress with nothing but wealth and status. But beneath her perfect façade lies a deadly secret. Elisa is The Phantom, the most feared and respected assassin in the underworld, trained and molded by her family since birth. Zeke Dagher, Syria's most eligible bachelor, has everything: wealth, charm, and an almost mythical status that leaves people clamoring for his attention. But Zeke's focus has never been on the countless admirers who throw themselves at him. Instead, his mind has always been on one person: Elisa. The girl who used to be his childhood best friend, the one he teased and cared for despite the distance the worlds placed between them. But when Zeke turned 18 and Elisa finally confessed the feelings she had kept hidden for so long, Zeke rejected her. He broke her heart to obey his family, and Elisa hasn't forgiven him since. Years later, their lives collide once again when Elisa, now pregnant and hiding from enemies, is forced to take refuge at one of Zeke's luxurious resorts. The years of separation haven't dulled the sharp edge of their unresolved feelings, and the chemistry between them is undeniable. But beneath the surface, there's still the hurt, the rejection, and the secrets that neither of them is ready to confront. Can Elisa and Zeke navigate the wreckage of their past to build a future together? Or will the wounds they've carried for years be too deep to heal? ---- THIS IS A MATURE BOOK WITH DARK THEMES THAT MAY BE TRIGGERING FOR SOME READERS. PLEASE READ RESPONSIBLY.

The street-fighting nerd by raven_strom

Meet Raven Night. She's 17. At school, she gets bullied because she's a "nerd". No one knows her past and she tends to keep it that way. During the day she is the nerd of the school. But at night she is the infamous street-fighter and racer, "Diablo". When she's not fighting or racing, she is the assassin "Death". Here's a little bit of her past, when she was 7 she watched her family get murdered in front of her. After that, she was sent to foster home after foster home. She was adopted by a man when she was 13. He is part of the second-most dangerous gang in the world. He hurts her for fun but she's afraid to try and stop him. Now meet Jacob William. He's 18. He and his other two friends just moved to town. When Jacob and his two friends(Michael & Caden) first arrived at Rosewood high, Raven was away on a mission. Jacob is a gang leader while Michael is his third-in-command and Caden is his second-in-command. Jacob had a dark past so he's cold to anyone that's not friends or family. Will Jacob and Raven open up to each other or will they hate each other? Find out in The street-fighting nerd. ⚠️⚠️This story has mature language and scenes. There will be murder and gore in this book. I will have LGBTQ+ people in this book. If you do not like this, DO NOT READ IT.⚠️⚠️ You have been warned.

No More Nice Girl (r4r) by everiixu

Raven was the girl everyone underestimated-a people-pleaser with a heart too soft for her own good. No one exploited that more than Damien, her first and only crush. But when Damien crushes her heart in the cruelest way, the girl she once was dies, leaving nothing but a stone-cold shell in her place. Then she's taken. A organization gives her an impossible choice: become a weapon forged in blood and shadows, or die. Raven doesn't just survive-she thrives, becoming one of the deadliest assassins they've ever trained. Years later, her latest mission drags her back to the town she swore she'd never see again-and right into the orbit of the people who ruined her. Including Damien. But the Raven they knew is gone. This Raven is lethal, unrecognizable, and unrelenting. Damien might try to reach her heart, but what happens if he's the one who ends up in her crosshairs? In a game of betrayal, love, and revenge, one question remains: will Raven finish what she started, or will her past be the death of them both? One's thing for certain: no more nice girl

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Language by LyEr7107

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