You Gotta Be Killin' Me
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Last published Sun, Apr 20, 2014
"Shouldn't you be shooting or strangling me right now?"
"How could I possibly do that when you look so damn irresistible?"
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Rose Karakov has just been named the world's most successful assassin, and she's anything but happy. Almost every other assassin, even her coworkers, want her dead so they can claim her throne as the best. She's stressed and paranoid, but all that is relieved at the least expected time and because of the least expected of all people! Shawn Roskow, assassin from a competing organization. She falls for him fast and hard, but what happens when he's assigned as her next mission and vise versa. They don't see how they could kill each other because when they're together sparks fly and it's not from any explosives...yet. They truly are a match made in hell.
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