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Everything IS Connected, Isn't It? (Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency)

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Parts 12
Time 46m

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Second fanfiction- HOLD ON, COME BACK, THE FIRST WAS QUITE WELL-RECEIVED. Okay, now that you're here, I'm going to say that his is a reader insert based off of the 2016 Television adaptation. I hope you enjoy! Credit to my friend for the cover! (Also if Max Landis somehow sees this because he seems like the sort who would read fanfiction, which isn't a bad thing, I'd like to say 1. I'm a big fan, 2. Your version is better than this so I'm sorry)All Rights Reserved

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Lean On Me | Shane X OC | Stardew Valley by angels_cornerz

The blood had already leaked down my forehead, but I kept my eyes on Shane and tried to blink quickly to clear my vision. "Hang on, please. Please hang on." He pleaded, holding my body up to a sitting position. I couldn't even remember what had struck me and I was getting nervous by Shane's worried face. "I'm... it hurts." I mumbled. "I'm so sorry." He held me closer. This time tears started to form in his dark green eyes but I could tell Shane didn't want to cry in front of me. My head started to feel more dizzy and I had to give in and close my eyes, much to Shane's dismay and his protests. I probably should've just listened to him from the start when he said don't go outside in this weather, but me being pissy with him and wanting to prove a point- I did and now I'm laying on the wet grass with a gash on my temple and an even bigger one on my leg. "We'll get you to Harvey." Shane said. I could hear his voice break at the end. He picked me up and started walking. "Please wake up." I wanted to so badly but I was exhausted from the hike and spending the night in the cold and shivering for hours. Shane's warm hands under my back and legs already felt way better. "This is all my fault. The one good thing to happen in my life...." Shane let out a sob but never stopped walking. I just wanted to hug him and tell him everything was going to be alright. I could feel the blood still tripping down my leg and face, so I knew I couldn't make false promises but Shane needed me. He needs me. I'm his anchor, I'm the girl he leans on when he's feeling like he's losing. I have to do this. I opened my eyes again. --CW-- Swearing Abuse Drinking NSFW Blood Painful backstories Book cover was done by me but I used a reference from stardewvalleycowboy because i've never drawn Shane before ^^.

Do Me A Favor | Five X Reader [Remastered] by love_koko_

< !very important! please read the description > Because of the new and last (sadly) season coming out. I've decided to remaster aka improve my Five Hargreeves fanfic. ~~~~ Fem!Reader She/Her pronouns ~~~~ Backstory~ Y/n L/n was one of the many children born with supernatural abilities on October 1st, 1989. Yet, she was never adopted by Sir Reginald Hargreeves. Her mother was a member of the Commission and her mission was to adopt and raise Y/n back at headquarters. To her mother, it seemed to be odd orders made by the Handler, until she realized that she was trying to use Y/n as a secret weapon. This didn't go as plan, since Y/n never really discovered her powers. That was until she came across them at only 13 years old. Around the same time, her mother promised Y/n that she'll have a new place to live either than the Commission. She was ecstatic to leave that isolated place and see the world. Taking her hand, they traveled to something not so exciting to live in. It was hot and humid. Buildings and everything around them were destroyed and in the remained as rubble. Confusion struck the young girl and before she knew it, her mother was gone and she was stuck stranded in that hell. That was until she met a boy around her age that change she life.. |||||||| Started: 05.14.23 Finished: 08.01.23 Restarted: 06.17.24 Refinished://

Do Me A Favor | Five Hargreeves x Reader by love_koko_

[REMASTERED VERSION IS OUT NOW] "The Handler thought it was part of the plan. It wasn't." "What? You think I wouldn't help you after all we've been through?" - - - First book of Do Me a Favor series < please read the description, very important > Five x fem!reader Uses she/her pronouns! Slow updates This is a really slow book. It's mostly a slow burn. So please be patient with that. I think the second book will be more eventful and the romance with quicken up. (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) Y/n L/n was also born with super powers along with the Hargreaves as they were born in the same day, October 1, 1989. When she discover her powers at only 13 years old, her mother told her that she will be living somewhere other than Commission. Y/n being excited, she gladly took her mother's hand. They teleported somewhere that looked like hell. Confusion struck through Y/n's body before she turned around and realized her mother left her. That's where she meets the boy she will forever love.. ~•~•~•~•~•~ Credit for many stuff: @Kkbyebeaches Mature content for the language and violence ( no smut you horny people ) I'll try to write all 3 seasons Started: 7.11.2022 Restarted: 5.14.2023 Ended: 8.1.2023

Stolen by the Night by xxkittycatxx50

This is a homestuck fanfiction. Jake is the main character and will be the prospective you will read from the story MOST of the time. It's in third person, though. Not like when Jake himself tells the story, but MOST of the time, it will be his thoughts. Ok now for the actual description. Jake English lives with his grandmother and had found out that his best friend, Dirk Strider had been killed by a vampire. In a small depression, Jake misses school to take a walk. As he walks down the sidewalk, he sees a kid run into the road without looking. A car at full speed headed toward the poor boy. Jake made a tough decision to save the little kid. He pushed the kid out the way and the car hit Jake. Jake went unconscious and woke in a abandoned house with a friend he would soon discover... ~And you don't get to know until I say so~

No Less Than Kingly____ Sinbadxafab!Reader by katen3465

This was created and finished in 2016/17 on DA. I will be posting as often as I want to copy paste. Ty. Magi Sinbad. Reader is female. Triggers: smut. Slow burn. Two endings. Here is the start at DA: https://www.deviantart.com/katen3465/art/No-Less-Than-Kingly-Magi-SinbadxFem-reader-Pt-0-647713885 Has some OCs I made solely for this story.

𝑰 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 // 𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒔 by chaesteria

I have always been unlucky with love huh... I'm the 'Unrequited Love Repeater' that's right. It's almost like Cupid himself hates my entire existence. I met them again. My failed romance stories. The people who made me learn from my mistake. The people who taught me how to love myself. The people who broke my heart and mend it back. The people who made my smile brighter. The people who made my heart warm. The people who took pages from my book. Pages of happiness, sadness, anger, and well... past memories. Nightmare, my childhood friend whom I had always admired when I was young. He loves me but it was the type of love I didn't yearn for. Killer, the playboy who made me laugh the hardest. I wanted him in my arms but he wanted to be in her arms. Dust, my bestfriend who I resonate with a lot. Same music taste. Same vibes. Different feelings. He fell in love with my bestfriend. Error, my 'rival' at academics. I did everything I could to acquire his love. I guess you already know who lost between us. Horror, my guardian angel. Not literally. Comfort. He gave me comfort. He made me feel special but at that time I was already too tired to even try. Cross, my online bestfriend. My feelings on him are uncertain. I don't think I'm ready to address that yet. But after all these years, I still love them. Someday I will be brave enough to mutter the words "I still love you". ___________________ ↷I have the rewritten one published! (PLEASE GO READ IT HUHU) ↷DISCONTINUED but hey you might still enjoy it :) ↷art in cover belongs to @kucingmontel on tublr !! ↷female! reader

Amasious || Varian One Shots || by dr3am_caf3

[ Amasious ]: one's beloved; a lover. || Varian x Fem!Reader || [ REQUESTS CLOSE ON MAY 25, 2025! ] [ SLOW UPDATES! ] ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Tangled The Series" belongs to Disney. Cover Art belongs to someone on Pinterest (can't find the original photo or owner).

my bestfriends daughter (HBCxfemReader) by lanamariamills

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𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 || 18+ [ON HOLD] by writerzii

𝐀 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐲 𝐱 𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐦 ♡︎ ══════✿✿✿══════ "I...I can't keep quiet...and you know that." I breathlessly whispered, my heart pounding against my ribcage as I felt his hand lift up my skirt from behind and squeeze my butt roughly. He leaned forward so his hot breath was fanning against my ear, his erection pressing right onto my covered ass cheek. "But you need to be quiet, sweetheart. Unless you want everyone in the library to know that you're fucking its owner. I don't think you would appreciate a downfall in your good girl reputation, now would you?" Before I could even register his words in my head, he had ripped my underwear apart and shoved two of his calloused fingers in me. ══════✿✿✿══════ After her parents abandoned her and her siblings 4 years ago, Meli Rose had no time for relationships or hook ups. I mean how could she? She was always busy taking care of her siblings who were nothing but a pain in her ass. Enter Arthur Woods. The hot local librarian who had Meli's ovaries dancing. He was scared of relationships, had lost interest in hook ups, and had no clue how to deal with women. But when his eyes set on a drunken Meli, he was instantly captivated by her. Striking up a friends-with-benefits deal, what they thought was just pure lust towards each other, progressively turned into something more. Something which both of them were craving for. And they wouldn't trade it for the world. ══════✿✿✿══════ THIS BOOK IS A HAPPY ENDING !! STATUS : discontinued WRITERZI 2024 ══════✿✿✿══════ RANKINGS #1 in friendswithbenefits out of 2.5k stories #3 in cute out of 1k stories

If You Think I'm Gonna Come Up With A Title For This, You're Dead Wrong by KillOrBeKilledQueen

After dying a painful death, you get transported to the TMNT 2012 universe. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. The answer is everything. I have just realized a year after the fact that I never specified that this is a Donnie X Reader here. It is, for the record. In case it was up for dispute, neither TMNT 2012 or the fanart used for the cover are mine. There's a second one. A second volume, I mean. It's the only other TMNT related thing on there. If you liked this story and wanted to see it continue, read that.

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Lean On Me | Shane X OC | Stardew Valley cover

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Lean On Me | Shane X OC | Stardew Valley

The blood had already leaked down my forehead, but I kept my eyes on Shane and tried to blink quickly to clear my vision. "Hang on, please. Please hang on." He pleaded, holding my body up to a sitting position. I couldn't even remember what had struck me and I was getting nervous by Shane's worried face. "I'm... it hurts." I mumbled. "I'm so sorry." He held me closer. This time tears started to form in his dark green eyes but I could tell Shane didn't want to cry in front of me. My head started to feel more dizzy and I had to give in and close my eyes, much to Shane's dismay and his protests. I probably should've just listened to him from the start when he said don't go outside in this weather, but me being pissy with him and wanting to prove a point- I did and now I'm laying on the wet grass with a gash on my temple and an even bigger one on my leg. "We'll get you to Harvey." Shane said. I could hear his voice break at the end. He picked me up and started walking. "Please wake up." I wanted to so badly but I was exhausted from the hike and spending the night in the cold and shivering for hours. Shane's warm hands under my back and legs already felt way better. "This is all my fault. The one good thing to happen in my life...." Shane let out a sob but never stopped walking. I just wanted to hug him and tell him everything was going to be alright. I could feel the blood still tripping down my leg and face, so I knew I couldn't make false promises but Shane needed me. He needs me. I'm his anchor, I'm the girl he leans on when he's feeling like he's losing. I have to do this. I opened my eyes again. --CW-- Swearing Abuse Drinking NSFW Blood Painful backstories Book cover was done by me but I used a reference from stardewvalleycowboy because i've never drawn Shane before ^^.